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Hello, my lovely little lambs. Uh, when we were filming today, we did in fact have a few technical problems. Uh, the mics didn't work for the entirety of the episode. This message is more for the audio listeners using headphones, airpods, or anything like that. Because you might find the audio a little bit jarring. But anyway, we hope you enjoy the episode nonetheless. Because I was fucking seething when I realized the mics didn't work. So, do give this episode some extra love because it will put my lovely little mind at ease.

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You know.

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I've got three. Beat that.

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Fuck off. It's a fibre to get in funny gals.

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No, I don't go in.

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I'm not allowed in.

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Why?

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Er is it story time, haven't it?

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Yeah, tell me why you can't go in funny gals.

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So on an lovely night out, I got a little bit of baggage. So I went to get some cheesy chips and everyone else went inside funny gals.

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Yeah.

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So I got my funny my cheese chips. Oh my own. I got my cheesy chips.

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Yeah.

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And then I waddled in the queue. To no to funny girls. I weren't that drunk.

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Okay.

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I was just starving. So with my bag. Went to the bouncer. Let me in. And she was like, not today, love. And I went, oh. I ain't ever been in yet. And she went, look, I'm not looking for a prob her hands in my face. I'm not looking for a problem. Oh. I went, I didn't even want to come in anyway.

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They were clapped anyways.

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Shut you there anyway. I don't even want to come in there.

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Why? Why are we from like fucking gone wall?

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Sticky bookie. Yeah, but no, but yeah, but but actually happened was it shot from the bull stop? What's that from? Little bit M. Little bit M.

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Yeah, but no but!

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Never no butt. What happened was it, Jennifer? Jennifer went out with the TGC and they met up in the park and they got fingerprint at the back of the bus stop.

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Why do you know that? Why why if you why can you recite that?

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You've never seen Avatar.

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Don't give him up.

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And it's true you are.

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But I have watched Gavin Gavatar. Gavatar, I love Gavin and Tar. Gavin and Tar. I have watched Gavin Tar.

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For Gavin and Stacey. I don't see Gavin Tar.

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It's my favourite. But I have watched Avatar. So you're not gamer. So I'm actually straight, I'm actually straight male.

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I want to become a pilot.

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A pilot?

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A pilot. So I'm working at McDonald's to work my way up to be a pilot.

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Press cheeseburger. What is it? Dress fries.

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And the thing the money thing shoots out as Max's belly and he grabs it like us up. We have a holiday from hell! Peter, I'm talking.

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Can I share a TikTok with you that's really made me laugh? Sure. And that I was giggling for like a solid 20 minutes. Sure. Give me a cell device.

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I forgot that you needed one.

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That was my TikTok that I've just heard.

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Yeah, I ignored it.

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Uh so basic just some backstory. I was doing a bit of stalking. Okay.

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Okay.

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Some social media stalking. And I came across this video and it really fucking made me laugh. You've definitely 100% seen it before, but I literally could not stop laughing at all.

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So funny. So funny. So funny. It's my friend Drew's TikTok.

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I'll put it up.

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Yeah, I was gonna say on that mind. And he's like, what the commentary go around. It's just like a roundabout. And do you know what's even funnier? The sound. So this one so the sound were when all the storms were happening in America, and like people were like losing their arms and drew post at that. I think he's brilliant.

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So funny. That that's still of him. Let me see. It looks like Jesus on the cross.

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This makes me honestly, you don't know.

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God is like a siren, yeah.

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I love him.

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He's so funny.

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I love him. I think he's brilliant. Hi Drew.

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Hey Drew. Let me pick this bitch up on though. Stop doing that with your tongue.

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That's one topic that I find so interesting.

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Tongue.

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Tongue. Yeah. Tongue or tongue.

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I said tongue, but I said tongue to be funny.

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To be fair, we're gonna say words the same. But it's funny when you when I go to uni and there's like people that go grass.

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It's grass. Grass. Or cold.

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What does that word? Cold.

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Cold.

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What does that word for me? Never that. Or scone. Scone.

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Scone.

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Bath. Bath.

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I need a bath. Shut the fuck up.

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I'm gonna go get to the bath. There's my towel and my scone! Nice, come off. Yor not your technique. No, they don't drink what's PG tips.

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And my PG tips. And my lips. Whose tip? Oh PG it was someone. No one An old flame of mine.

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No one called PG should have the tip in the same word. I'm just being crude now.

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You're just being fucking weird. You're scaring me.

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I'm just saying.

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What have you just thrown? Dust! What have you just thrown at the people?

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And then my hair hit the wall.

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Do you know what I've been re-watching? Well. To prepare pre to prepare for the new one. Er a scary movie. So funny.

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When she's running through the water and it stabs a boob implant out.

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Yeah. And she Yeah. And it's like a slummer.

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I have always wondered, because obviously that's meant to mean like she said a boob's done. But what would happen if someone stabbed mine? Sorry, I just had a flashback. Sorry, I just had a vision that someone did it. What if someone stabbed mine? What would come out?

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Not an implant. Three implants.

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A head. I'm five. Um when I was four cup sizes smaller, they were six pounds each. That's twelve pounds, that's a stone.

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Oh I was like, why are you selling them? I forget pound.

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They were 0.50p each.

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0.50p? So half a pence. They were half a pence each. Not too expensive, not too cheap either. Just the right, like you know.

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Who touched my Coke Zero?

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Don't touch my Coke Zero.

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Dad hate. Fuck my life. Fuck my life.

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Fuck my life.

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I said three or fucking seven, not three or fucking five.

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Why are you looking at my tits anyway? Woolproof that you're a lesbian.

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Jamais. If you've not seen Jermaine, you really need to go watch it.

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If you watch Lunatics, yeah, good.

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And these are my remote controls.

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I won't get Lunatics references as much as Jamay. Yeah, just does the end too.

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Just watch the lamp.

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Just watch my mum's fucking stupid lamp.

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Grinder absolutely terrifies me.

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Me too. He's got on. No.

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Good, because I don't think you're old enough by law.

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But also I would never have a grinder account.

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Just to let everyone know I'm a Yorkshire. What did I say goodness?

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God godless. God. Godness. You're in Yorkshire Godness.

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I'm a Yorkshire Godness.

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Guys, I got insulted today.

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Oh no.

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By some fucking irrelevant freak on TikTok.

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Yeah, yeah, tell them.

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And they said I look like Edgar what the fuck was he called? Edgar Edgar Allan Poe. Um that and I'm really it's really fucking manned me up. I'm actually really pissed off with it, because surely not. Surely not. Surely not. Surely not. Surely not.

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Why not like Chris M's work?

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I don't know. Why not someone hot? Not fucking Edgar Allan Bull.

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I always get compared to like Zenda.

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Mm-hmm. Uh and that, yeah, yeah. No, yeah, I see it. No, yeah.

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Who told you that?

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Where'd you hear that?

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Oh my god! Where'd you get your license?

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A cereal box! Do you say that every time? No, never said that no. Every time you get road rage. No, I just go, what the fuck?

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I have boo booped at a few people before.

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I have boob booped.

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Boop boop.

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I both got I both got really scared driving out and just boop booped.

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It were really embarrassing little boob booping in my feet because it wore a proper light beep beep. But now in Alvin is a boop boop. You in real fucking lit.

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I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. Kick her off. I have no control. I actually have no control over that.

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Are you better eating her? Show it.

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Honestly.

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She's a proper idiot though.

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Yeah, she had that coming. I didn't even I didn't even know that was coming in.

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I didn't even touch her.

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She's just talking to that as hell.

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That's how evil this bitch is.

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She's gas lamping me. Lamping.

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Gas lamping. Yeah. I hate when a lamp gasses me up.

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Stop. I'm trying to think what's happened to me in the last how many days. I've got a really sad life. Nothing actually happens in my life.

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Just to let you know this is not a therapy session.

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So I want you to be honest with me. Sorry, this is me being a therapist.

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Oh okay.

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What's been happening at home? Because I've heard about. Sorry, it's hard for me to talk about that. I've heard that you grandma. Granny.

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Granny.

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I've heard that you, Granny. Has been throwing massive fish balls with mojitos in them at you.

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Massive mint balls.

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Massive mint balls at you.

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The highest thing at home. I've got to start it.

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Thank God. I can keep that bit up any longer.

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We're waiting a full hour.

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Me talking about fish balls.

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And it's to connect so there has been something happening at home.

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Nah.

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My own my own mother. I've been on this uh 21 years. I've never liked chicken kibs.

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I fucking love a Kiev.

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No. Especially the garlic whatever ones. Yeah. Fowl. Love. Absolute processed fowl.

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Get them in me.

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The fowl, the absolutely great. Oh, I could probably kick off about them. I proper lover. I've never liked them. I'm sorry. But do you know what we're in the fridge for my dinner? What? Fucking chicken kieps. And I went.

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Were they the mini ones? Like the mini bowls or the big ones.

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Cheese and bacon or something. What? Cheese and bacon. Exactly. What woke nonsense?

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Why is it that it's so walk?

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It's just so walk, like oh as.

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Oh, I hate it. I thought Kias were just garlic.

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No no no.

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So there's the mini ones with like the garlic cream. And then there's the big ones with like garlic, there's just garlic oil in it.

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Yeah, and then you can get cheese and ham, cheese and bacon. I'm pretty sure there's a chicken worn. Chicken and chicken. Are we gonna say chicken in chicken? I don't think it's chicken, right? Broccoli.

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They are very similar.

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They're disgusting. Like nasty as hell. I've never liked them. And apparently this were a shock to my mum. And then she was shocked that I didn't eat them. Why would I? I don't like them. And it just baffles me, you know. I've been on this air for 21 years and I've never liked the stupid freaking things. I fucking love a Kiev.

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No.

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I fucking love gravy.

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I love gravy. Did you get my reference? I like the way you said that then. You did not understand what's just fucking coming out. I'm a housemaid. When Sydney Sweeney's getting a china and she gets the gravy ball and she goes, Oh gravy! I fucking love gravy. I can play basketball really.

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Could you?

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Yeah.

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Just because you've done that to an imaginary hoop don't mean it's gonna be the same on the court. See, I could like jump really high.

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I have a friend that plays basketball.

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Does that mean you can?

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Yeah.

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That means I'm qualified professional.

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I know, but I think it I've actually never seen him play it. But he'd be really good because he's really fucking tall.

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Yeah. I thought my sister's like my number one fan. I don't want it.

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I'm my number one hater because I have to watch each episode about nine times before it comes out. And I'm like, can we just fucking turn it off please?

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That's terrible.

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I know.

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You should honestly respect yourself a lot more.

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I do the first time, I'm like giggling the first time, and then by the time I'm like uh doing the TikTok videos, like can we just fucking wrap it up? So sick of it. I know it word by word, I know the entire script.

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Just to say, orange apple juice, way better than orange juice. This is honestly making me feel alive.

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I uh I feel electrified.

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I do, I I feel ready for today. I could go for a jog. No, I won't. I'll go for a slow walk.

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I'll go for a crawl. I could go for a drive.

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I'll go for a drive.

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I drive home, then get in bed or something. I don't know.

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I go through like stages. So like I'd be like Orange just is lit. Orange just is super super superior.

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And then superior things.

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Like uh like me, I'm superior, I think. I tend to think. I'm superior to uh just the whole world, you know. I mean jammy.

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Yeah.

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Um I'm gonna bet. And then like the next month I like apple juice. But apple juice makes like my th like my throat feel like slimy. I don't like it. Whereas orange juice makes it it just goes down easier. Because it's like syrupy a bit that innit. Don't you think?

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I'm just trying to be Why are you giving me the full lawn on my apple juice?

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I'm just trying to be real. That's it's quite thick, in it. It's crispy as our it's not crispy.

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Oh me and Jacob, hi Jacob. When we used to work up there.

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Why have you got other friends?

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Excuse me. I've got two.

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I've got two of them.

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I've got two. Two solid friends. I have a lot of friends. I'm quite a likable person, apparently. I never saw that come out.

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I pay all these people because I feel sorry for you. Especially Drew.

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Yeah. Me and Drew actually did like a bit in his bedroom where we would tell him with that his mum pit. He's mum pit. No, my mum paid him to be my friend. And we did like a half an hour of proper laughing.

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I absolutely fucking love Drew. I've really had a joke. I actually fucking love Drew.

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Have you just had a little bit of apple juice? Get the party going.

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Me at age eight getting drunk off fucking J2.

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Don't get me started on zero percent copper berg. On Schlur. On Schlur. I once had 0% Copperberg. I was absolutely off my nipples. I was legless.

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I can remember when I had some because it it was always a 0% copper berg that you start off with and you get absolutely fucking mankered. And I had it and it was one of them big bottles. Not that big. I was gonna say big bottles. Do you know like thick? Glass bottles. Yeah, but do you know you've got like the littly ones? And then you've got the pint size.

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You've got a pint size glass bottle. I didn't know it was a pint. You need to like go out in town. You need to like you know socialise.

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I went out in the town like it was September, I think, so I've got ages yet. Like it's too soon.

SPEAKER_00 20:12

Uh you're 18 next year, aren't you?

SPEAKER_01 20:18

Yeah, but though last time I went out drinking was almost a year ago. No, six months ago.

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No, I'm not gonna say when we meet.

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Six months ago. Although we've got a chance to bother.

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Because apparently females stop growing when they start the period.

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You were not this tall at age eleven.

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Oh I'm only five one.

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You weren't five one at eleven.

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I don't feel like I'm growing.

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If you stood up to the year sevens that come down the street.

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My Grace is nearly taller than me. And she's nine. Going on ten. I'm I am really short. You're not that short. I'm yay pig. Oh, hold on, sorry. Can I quickly tell you?

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No. No.

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Hello?

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Um then I was just making sure that my number.

SPEAKER_00 21:19

Yeah, it's fine. Uh I'm filming a the pod episode, by the way.

SPEAKER_02 21:24

Oh, I know.

SPEAKER_00 21:25

Yeah, you're on it.

unknown 21:27

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 21:29

We'll be wrapping up in like 15-20 minutes. So then I'll zoom on. Alright, see you soon. Bye bye.

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Bye.

SPEAKER_00 21:37

Did you ever oh sorry. So yeah, I'm going out tonight. Gonna get my raison. I'm not gonna be rissing anyone.

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I don't know what you fucking said. I thought you were singing all.

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I said I'm gonna get my wrist on. I will not be doing that to her. Someone comes up to Belletrika. Play-Doh! Yeah! Yeah. It tastes lovely. It does, doesn't it? Just solid. And you put it in the machines and then you squish it, and its hair comes out. Don't upset me!

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Don't you ask somebody rasp in your eyes? I never had the machines. I just had the clear door in my hands. The machine of the hair with me just going like that and not coming to cracks and my fingers.

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I was the machine. Oh. I had the colours and uh I always watched the shapers.

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And the I used to watch, do you remember FGTV? And it used to go, it's FGTV.

SPEAKER_00 22:51

No, but that's so fun.

SPEAKER_01 22:53

Well like it were like a kids' YouTube thing. And they always had these like things and it were kids like cutting the hair, the play-doh hair. And I was like, cutting the hair. It was just kids cutting their hair. Um no, it was like the play-doh like their machines. And I said to my mum, I was like, can I have one of these? She goes, No. You don't need that. Hello. You don't need that. And I think that's why I haven't got a job, because I haven't got an experience in hairdressing, in haircutting.

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You can fucking tell.

SPEAKER_01 23:32

Excuse me, I had this cut the other day actually.

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Lovely! And I need to book in my hair current, you know, just a wash and blow.

SPEAKER_01 23:39

Yeah. So you're not wash your own hair.

SPEAKER_00 23:41

No, but I can't get a blow at the same time, can't you but you can't blow yourself. I actually washed my own. Steffi wants to hear from you.

SPEAKER_01 23:51

No, she fucking dunns.

SPEAKER_00 23:53

No, she don't. I've already told her I've got IBS, I don't know what else she wants. Oh she tagged me in some. Do you remember house party? Do I remember? Yes I do. What what an app.

SPEAKER_01 24:11

What was the point in it? Because it could do it could do the same thing that every other app could do. It was just Snapchat but with a ha with a hand.

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That were a vital part of like Yeah. Year nine and ten. I were on that are on that shit every day.

SPEAKER_01 24:31

You're in year eleven.

SPEAKER_00 24:33

Oh no, sorry, so we're back in now because we got on it early.

SPEAKER_01 24:37

Oh did you?

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Or for like summer year ten.

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Did you discover it before everyone else did?

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Yeah, because you know.

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Because you're IJ.

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Yeah, like me and Elton Musk.

SPEAKER_01 24:47

Elton Musk? What's it called? Elon. It weren't even made by Elon. No, it were meant it were made by Elton. Elon Musk. Elon Musk. Musk? Yeah, Musk. Musk. I thought. Ros Muskie. No, Musty. Elon Musk Elton Musk.

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Elton Musk. No. Don't bring up his name. Ellen John.

SPEAKER_01 25:14

Oh. Why what sort of? He's not dead.

SPEAKER_00 25:18

No, he's not. I've turned into him. Yes, you have! Honestly, it won't give him Rocket Man. I put the shades in.

SPEAKER_01 25:29

It weren't giving Jeffrey Darmer.

SPEAKER_00 25:34

What in my actual glasses are my sunglasses? No, oh my god. In my glasses, I actually like Jeffrey Darmer. And then my sunglasses, Rocket Man starts playing, a sparkly jacket gets transformed on. And that's it, I'm playing the piano. Four. I actually like Jeffrey Darmer. He does wear them glasses.

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I used to have a pair that would be exact same.

SPEAKER_00 25:58

That's terrible.

SPEAKER_01 26:01

And I also had fucking when I were blonde. So I really looked blind.

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I know I'm not blonde.

SPEAKER_01 26:07

I was.

SPEAKER_00 26:08

I don't know if you know I'm not blonde.

SPEAKER_01 26:14

Yeah. I've only just noticed. I thought you were fucking platinum. Platinum platinum!

SPEAKER_00 26:20

Can we just say it? People that say the strawberry blonde is just ginger people that can't admit the blonde.

SPEAKER_01 26:25

Yeah. No, I know what you mean. It's okay.

SPEAKER_00 26:28

Can't admit the ginger. Why are you on the floor?

SPEAKER_01 26:32

Oh, you want me to do your makeup?

SPEAKER_00 26:34

I don't know what this is.

SPEAKER_01 26:35

We've talked about it before.

SPEAKER_00 26:36

Okay?

SPEAKER_01 26:37

Yeah. Purple lipstick. I'll give you one more. And if it doesn't give you away, I'm pissed off. Can an outfit be pink and intense? Nah.

SPEAKER_00 26:54

Purple lipstick.

SPEAKER_01 26:57

Yeah. I really don't know who this person is. Shawshi.

SPEAKER_00 27:00

Shawshi.

SPEAKER_01 27:01

Yeah, I'll talk to give me your phone. You'll know who it is.

SPEAKER_00 27:04

I'm terrible with it. Why are you on the floor? I just don't feel like I'm doing well today. I'm so sorry, yes I do. I do animal.

SPEAKER_01 27:12

I am a limitless being just like you. Well this sprite, this seven up is really cinnamony. And I don't know why.

SPEAKER_00 27:26

That was just my friend when she she had um a lot of Pepsi that day.

SPEAKER_01 27:33

You've already said it, I'll never be. Oh the word? Yeah. I I think I believed it though.

SPEAKER_00 27:39

Oh just a Pepsi then.

SPEAKER_01 27:40

Uh she were on Pep.

SPEAKER_00 27:42

She ran the Pepsi. She's on the Pepsi. She were on the Pepsi Max ex caller. So not just the standard caller, she was on the Pepsi Max. Horse edition.

unknown 27:56

Shut the fuck up.

SPEAKER_01 28:00

I'm only getting it because I know what the you're on about.

SPEAKER_00 28:03

Ladies, but what the f Pepsi Max slash horse edition. They're gonna know what that means. Pepsi Max? Yeah. So it's not Coke. It's Pepsi Max. Horse edition.

SPEAKER_02 28:18

Big one for you got the joke!

SPEAKER_01 28:22

I got a man in a moment! I love that song.

SPEAKER_00 28:26

The corn.

SPEAKER_01 28:28

Yeah, I have it on my playlist. Bass boosted. Slowed and reserved. A big one for no! You got the two! It's like one of those fucking edit sounds. It's corn and big with the fucking bass. Love. Love. Love. Love. Sorry, I was just gonna deep throw out my mic. You prefer corona balls.

SPEAKER_00 28:59

I do. Fact.

SPEAKER_01 29:01

To deep throw out. Okay.

SPEAKER_00 29:04

I just like to show off my skills. I never did that.

SPEAKER_01 29:10

Your fucking mum called you.

SPEAKER_00 29:13

No! She didn't.

SPEAKER_01 29:16

Tell the story.

SPEAKER_00 29:23

No, I it's not a story. It's just something I'm ready for.

unknown 29:30

What the fuck?

SPEAKER_00 29:32

Then he went.

SPEAKER_01 29:33

What the fuck are you talking? It's just something that I'm ready for. I've been thinking for a while, I'm ready for it. What do you think you're what do you mean you're ready for?

SPEAKER_00 29:41

So I'm ready to go out tonight and look at myself in the mirror and think, you need to sober up.

SPEAKER_01 29:47

That is not what I was talking about. I said tell the story about you deep throwing a corona ball.

SPEAKER_00 29:55

I never did that though.

SPEAKER_01 29:56

You did? I d Yes you did.

SPEAKER_00 29:59

The first time I didn't, the second time I did do because you begged me for it.

SPEAKER_01 30:02

No, you didn't. Um no, you did it both times.

SPEAKER_00 30:08

I didn't I can't remember the first time.

SPEAKER_01 30:12

I'm just fucked. You made me laughing off heart. Um Ryan, so we were we were at a family gather. Can you stop fucking We were at a family gathering, right guys? And uh Natalie were on piss.

SPEAKER_00 30:29

I literally only had about twelve.

SPEAKER_01 30:34

Um and I caught her in the corner of my eye getting off with this corona bottle. No, I was not.

SPEAKER_00 30:44

I was drinking the bottle and Sam decided to stare at me dead in the freaking eyes, stare into my soul, so I didn't actually put the bottle in my mouth.

SPEAKER_01 30:56

No, that is not what happened. You did it essentially.

SPEAKER_00 30:59

I think I said look at this.

SPEAKER_01 31:00

So you admit that you did it the first time. I don't know who said that. Anyway, so then I was obviously disgusted and I was on the verge of crying. So I looked for Natalie's mother, made direct eye contact, went Natalie's being fat. I've been what? Natalie's being file.

SPEAKER_00 31:25

I thought you said fat. She's being fat. I'm like, right, so I'm getting hate crime from you, as well as the nasty man on TikTok that said I look like a cheeseburger.

SPEAKER_01 31:35

You're being fatal. And I told your mum that you've been deep throat corona bottles.

SPEAKER_00 31:38

And she loved it. And no, she dropped up on a chair and went, She went, Natalie, give up.

SPEAKER_01 31:44

And then you looked at me and you did it again. Why is she that deep? Natalie. Natalie stop it now.

SPEAKER_00 31:52

She doesn't smoke 60 pack a day, by the way. She doesn't smoke.

SPEAKER_01 31:56

You wouldn't sound like that if you smoked. You sound like just that sounds and I've been smoking for 40 years.

SPEAKER_00 32:05

Melanoma, I don't know a darling.

SPEAKER_01 32:07

I need to stop doing that with my throat because I'll never be able to speak again. So you've only just got your Benny Dorn reference. I only know no. Melanoma!

SPEAKER_00 32:19

Sorry, love, I don't know a darling.

SPEAKER_01 32:22

I don't know a darling. I love her.

SPEAKER_00 32:25

I meant to sit sit inside when it's 40 degrees out here. Piss off! Oh, I love Marge. Marge. Marge. I've got an inspirational quote for you.

unknown 32:38

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 32:39

There's a lot to be said. There is. There's a lot going on and I don't know whether it started. But someone should do something about that.

SPEAKER_01 32:52

No, they should, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 32:54

Because it's not on. No, it's not, is it? I'm gonna go on Facebook and I'm gonna put can anyone recommend me a mechanic when I could just fucking search it.

SPEAKER_01 33:04

What? Where's this come from? Where'd that come from? I was ready to give you one back, but you've completely moved conversations in the same tone and everything, but now you're on fucking mechanics.

SPEAKER_00 33:30

Oh my god, I can't remember because I love it on Facebook.

SPEAKER_01 33:35

I love it!

SPEAKER_00 33:36

On Facebook when people like go, can anyone recommend me a mechanic? Just google it.

SPEAKER_01 33:41

In fucking like local.

SPEAKER_00 33:44

Yeah, and he's like, just googling.

unknown 33:47

That's all I can't say.

SPEAKER_01 33:48

There's use being intimidating on bikes. Yeah, you didn't go on a proper rank. What the fuck? Where did I come from? Give me your quote.

SPEAKER_00 34:02

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 34:04

Shall we just get in and get like engaged into character engaged?

SPEAKER_02 34:11

Fine, I'll get engaged.

SPEAKER_01 34:12

We'll just get engaged. No, get into character. Deep emotional. I'm already, I'm a better actor than you.

SPEAKER_00 34:26

I beg you missing now, agent.

SPEAKER_01 34:31

I got it all No, they emailed me saying that you're too good for the news.

SPEAKER_00 34:40

Please leave me alone. Stop emailing me. Anyway, my quote of the day.

SPEAKER_01 34:48

Yeah. Do you want to What if you train marks then we get sued?

SPEAKER_00 34:58

Good luck, so I'm literally like I've got seven pound.

SPEAKER_01 35:02

You should see my uh bank account, it is sad.

SPEAKER_00 35:06

Are you when you're out of draft?

SPEAKER_01 35:07

No, I'm out of the wee though. Because somebody didn't pay me on time.

SPEAKER_00 35:13

She don't.

SPEAKER_01 35:14

You're watching inspirational quote. Bitch!

SPEAKER_00 35:24

You can be a grafter in this life. But in order for you to be a grafter, you've got to do the grafting. What does that even mean? Do you know what it's given? You can't stand in the gym and expect to get big.

SPEAKER_01 35:45

Do you know what else is giving? You can be an you can send emails in life, but to send emails. You've got to put a subject. You've got to write them as well. But to send emails, you've got to have an email. You've got to have an email, I guess.

SPEAKER_00 36:02

What if the grass is not green on the other side? What if there is no grass? Oh what if it's brown? She's indecisive. She can't decide.

SPEAKER_01 36:16

Just because the wrapper's wrinkly doesn't mean the candy is.

SPEAKER_00 36:19

I don't like that. Honestly, end it yeah, that's terrible.

SPEAKER_01 36:23

End it yeah.

SPEAKER_00 36:24

End it year.

SPEAKER_01 36:26

Oh though you said end it year, like end it yeah. But end it there, that's not good.

SPEAKER_00 36:30

End it year, that's not good. But yeah. If you want to be a grafter, you've got to do the grafting.

SPEAKER_01 36:41

That's what I do for work as well. I graft.

SPEAKER_00 36:44

To be a grafter.

SPEAKER_01 36:45

To be a grafter.

unknown 36:53

Bye. Bye everyone. Love you. Bye.