SPEAKER_01 0:00

Hello.

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Testing one two one two. Please come back Rebecca Lillycum to the checkout. Are we rolling? Are we recording? Oh yeah. Yeah, yeah. I guess.

SPEAKER_01 0:36

Stroking my chin. So like guys, um his mics are fucked, so we've got these special ones on.

SPEAKER_02 0:44

We've got these little fur balls. I don't know if you can see it, but it's right here. That is not in fact a fashion choice.

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No.

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That's a necessary.

SPEAKER_01 0:56

Well it sticks out like a sewer thumb, doesn't it?

SPEAKER_02 0:58

It does to be fair.

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It's not nice.

SPEAKER_02 1:00

Do you know what I've just realised?

SPEAKER_01 1:02

What?

SPEAKER_02 1:05

I'm just as your your colour today. I'm just as you always wear such dark colours.

SPEAKER_01 1:13

To be fair. Very experimental. These are really you're gonna hear every goal. What does it keep stroking my chin?

SPEAKER_02 1:25

You've got yours really far up.

SPEAKER_01 1:28

Yeah. That's better.

SPEAKER_02 1:30

That's better. Eh?

SPEAKER_01 1:32

What's been going on in your life? Because once again, no what's fucking happened in my life.

SPEAKER_02 1:39

Um let me f oh, this has actually just happened. Oh lovely. So I passed my uh health advisor training.

SPEAKER_01 1:48

Well done. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Well done. So you were qualified like surgeon now.

SPEAKER_02 1:54

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:56

Well I'm proud.

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And I got my uniform today.

SPEAKER_01 2:02

I think you had your uniform for a while.

SPEAKER_02 2:04

No, I literally got it today.

SPEAKER_01 2:06

I swear I've seen you in that uniform before.

SPEAKER_02 2:08

I tried it on, but I've not had it. Alright. If you know what I mean. So that was just like a test uh to get sizes. So I've got the unfair. Uh oh. Blessing me with my uniform. And uh the reason to a story is because I sent a video to you and uh some of my friends, and one of them put back um the Snapchat fire thing, like reaction. Yeah. And then put belts a bit tight. I beg your finest fucking pardon.

SPEAKER_01 2:57

Your waist looked as well.

SPEAKER_04 2:59

Your waist looked cinched. It's literally yay big.

SPEAKER_02 3:07

That is my waist.

SPEAKER_01 3:09

My waist is no, my waist is like this at the moment. We need to I need to steady on. I've had three dinners today. Five two. I uh I woke up at quarter one. I woke up fifteen minut at fifteen minutes before you were supposed to be here. I was ready in time and everything, but well I didn't get to sleep. I weren't ready in time. I didn't go to sleep till five.

SPEAKER_02 3:35

I know you messaged me at like 20 past four and I was like, what the fuck?

SPEAKER_01 3:39

I was editing. I was I was up because of this.

SPEAKER_02 3:45

I was at work.

SPEAKER_01 3:47

I was at work.

SPEAKER_02 3:49

Yeah, we were working, Quim.

SPEAKER_01 3:51

Yeah. I just don't get paid for this.

SPEAKER_02 3:54

I got paid. Yeah. How rude's that? And I actually I'll read I'll read it, word folks. This has literally just happened as I've been here. It's happened 11 minutes ago.

SPEAKER_01 4:10

You'd have heard that come up.

SPEAKER_02 4:11

That's gonna be so loud.

SPEAKER_01 4:13

You'd have heard that come up my throat.

unknown 4:16

Wow. Wow.

SPEAKER_01 4:19

And shit.

SPEAKER_02 4:20

Suddenly going really sick.

SPEAKER_01 4:23

I've suddenly gone really faint.

SPEAKER_02 4:25

Suddenly gone really pale. Uh so we'd put Belt a bit tight, pal.

SPEAKER_01 4:31

Who said this?

SPEAKER_02 4:33

You can't you're gonna have to be pale.

SPEAKER_01 4:35

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 4:35

My very good friend.

SPEAKER_01 4:39

The one that I don't think's attractive.

SPEAKER_02 4:42

No no no no no.

SPEAKER_01 4:43

Okay. I know the name of the other one, right?

SPEAKER_02 4:46

Yeah. Uh and I've just put I beg your pardon. If that was meant to be a compliment, you really need to work on it. And I'm seeing him slap. I'm seeing him tonight, so you That massively brings me on to my next part.

SPEAKER_01 5:10

Hold on, you've befriended that.

SPEAKER_02 5:12

I'm not friends with him.

SPEAKER_01 5:14

Oh god. That's not Oh! Yeah. I didn't recognise I've well I haven't seen him since I was in year two.

SPEAKER_02 5:25

Oh sorry.

SPEAKER_01 5:27

Why do you have him on your Snapchat? Ew.

SPEAKER_02 5:30

I've blocked him on Facebook and Instagram, but I've kept him on Snapchat. Yeah, so I've We don't make fun of people. We just tell the honest truth. Mm-hmm. And he's a melt, he's an absolute worder. And if you look like a melt, I'm gonna tell you look like a mele. You look like a melt. You like a cheese and bacon melt.

SPEAKER_01 5:53

No, I don't.

SPEAKER_02 5:55

You don't. You look like a mozzarella pesto tomato melt. Which I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_01 6:05

I do. You do. Anyway, go on. You said uh that photo we're gonna lead you on to something.

SPEAKER_02 6:12

Oh yeah. Today's wild week topic. A new documentary that's come out. Manosphere. I've have you seen it.

SPEAKER_01 6:22

I want to, but I haven't.

SPEAKER_02 6:23

I've not watched it and I don't want to.

SPEAKER_01 6:25

I do want to. Not because I relate to it. No, yeah, yeah, yeah. I actually do relate to it, I think. Men are so superior. Men are so superior, like everything here. Men built. And what did women do? Just I'm gonna cut that out. I actually don't think that.

SPEAKER_02 6:45

No, but that's what all they said, and you're not baffled, mate. Women do nothing in life. Oh yeah, just gave you the life that you're telling me without women.

SPEAKER_01 6:54

Didn't fucking didn't a woman invent like Wi-Fi?

SPEAKER_02 6:59

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 6:59

Without a woman, you wouldn't be famous.

SPEAKER_02 7:02

Yeah. She but yeah, I can't I can't think of her name. It were a woman that built the technology behind Wi-Fi, broadband streaming networks, so all their little weird streaming twitches that they have, whatever. Yeah. That wouldn't be possible if women did nothing. And that dumbass man, this actually showed how I don't want to watch it because I refuse to watch uneducated men think that they can share an opinion that's just actually wrong.

SPEAKER_01 7:28

That's fucking hilarious.

SPEAKER_02 7:29

Like it were embarrassing. I did not see one masculine, one productive, one important man on that screen.

SPEAKER_01 7:38

All they have, right, is they think they think they're better than everyone. They have a tiny, tiny penis. Tiny penis. And a gym membership.

SPEAKER_02 7:50

Yeah, I've got a gym membership and I've got no penis. I'm better than them. Oh that's literally not my penis is mossed.

SPEAKER_01 7:58

I haven't got a gym membership. I haven't got a penis. Yet I am still better than HS Tiki Toki. Which one were he? The uh mommy, I don't want a fruit shoe.

SPEAKER_02 8:10

Or the one that's not homophobic but would get rid of his gay son.

SPEAKER_01 8:14

Yeah, he's got a guy. I'm not homophobic.

SPEAKER_02 8:17

And that's not homophobic, though, is it?

SPEAKER_01 8:19

I've got a gay mate. Do you know what? I know for the fact that that gay mate cannot stand it.

SPEAKER_02 8:27

That's proper giving sensual Z. How can I be homophobic when bitch is gay? He's never phone just got that off like.

SPEAKER_01 8:38

Go gay mate. Mummy, I don't want to fruit shoes.

SPEAKER_02 8:42

Things like her mum were right because she said to him, Don't act up because you'll embarrass me. And he backed down immediately. So how can he have so much respect for his mum? But absolutely no respect for every single someone else.

SPEAKER_01 8:54

Unless she's a hermaphrodite.

SPEAKER_04 8:59

Is that by the butt off? Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 9:02

When the graphics are a penis and a vagina. That's a joke, by the way. I don't think his mum's a hermaphrodite. Just just to put out there. Just to clear off. That was just a bad joke.

SPEAKER_02 9:20

It was quite a bad joke because I couldn't even think what the word was.

SPEAKER_01 9:23

Well, as I was saying it, I was like, you're not gonna fucking know what that word means. Your vocabulary doesn't go past five letters. It's like on the day when I said cold, and you went, What's that?

SPEAKER_02 9:44

No, because you said curd, it's cold.

SPEAKER_01 9:46

Yeah, but people say curled.

SPEAKER_02 9:48

I don't care what people say. That's stupid wrong.

SPEAKER_01 9:50

We were on about accents and how people say things differently. And I said curled, and you went, What's that? What's that? What's the curl? Sorry. I don't mean to upset you.

SPEAKER_02 10:02

Honestly.

SPEAKER_01 10:03

I like I don't like these shoes though.

SPEAKER_02 10:05

They're so mokay.

SPEAKER_01 10:09

Well, I've just complimented him why you why are you putting them darts? They're lovely. They're fucking disgusting.

SPEAKER_02 10:17

No, they are lovely. No one ever said they were disgusting. I just said they're a little bit dirty.

SPEAKER_04 10:23

I'm sorry. I talk I'm just getting outbullshit from you.

SPEAKER_01 10:35

And this is why your mum pays me to be your friend.

SPEAKER_02 10:39

I think you said this last time. I did.

SPEAKER_04 10:42

I realised that as I was saying.

SPEAKER_02 10:43

It automatically made me think of you again. And I thought, I've said that.

SPEAKER_01 10:46

I've said this.

SPEAKER_02 10:47

I've said this. Sorry, let me just look at my watch.

SPEAKER_01 10:50

You cut my head off.

SPEAKER_02 10:52

Anyone with an Apple Watch? What? We're not seeing any people with an Apple Watch. Let me just check the time. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 11:02

Let me just check the time.

SPEAKER_02 11:06

And then they're like, go like ah.

SPEAKER_01 11:09

Why are you bougie?

SPEAKER_02 11:10

I've had an not flex on anyone. I've had Apple Watch for years.

SPEAKER_01 11:13

I've had 12 Apple Watches actually.

SPEAKER_04 11:15

I've got a crap. What is that?

SPEAKER_01 11:26

It was the tiniest flight I've ever fucking seen in my life.

SPEAKER_02 11:28

It's buzzing.

SPEAKER_01 11:29

Yeah, that's just that was just a massive bumblebee that's flown into in the window.

SPEAKER_02 11:34

That's a funny word.

SPEAKER_01 11:36

Bumble. Bumblebee. Bumblebee.

SPEAKER_02 11:38

Bumblebee.

SPEAKER_01 11:39

I've got more rights than you.

SPEAKER_02 11:42

Oh yes, hey.

SPEAKER_01 11:43

Not because I'm a man, but because I do it. I can say more words than you're legally allowed to say. How does that feel?

SPEAKER_02 11:50

Like what? F Well, I wouldn't say that anyway. That's not part of my vocab.

SPEAKER_01 11:58

Is it more than five letters? Six eighty six. You don't even know what that means. You're not even allowed to say it. Go straight out.

SPEAKER_02 12:08

No, but that's not err because I know people use that for like another word for the si like a cigarette. Yeah, not say that anyway.

SPEAKER_01 12:15

I would. I'd call a cigarette.

SPEAKER_02 12:17

No.

SPEAKER_01 12:18

I'm just going out spike a f um Do you know where that was? Okay, little history lesson for you.

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Here we are.

SPEAKER_01 12:26

So, do you know the word f Yeah. Do you know where it comes from? You I'll just burn fit.

SPEAKER_02 12:35

Not where's it coming from?

SPEAKER_01 12:36

Um, so a f is like burnt twigs and stuff. Like crispy burnt twigs. Okay. And it's from when they used to put the gays on the pyre and burn them.

SPEAKER_02 12:52

My next question after I was literally thinking then.

SPEAKER_01 12:55

I've got goosebumps.

SPEAKER_02 12:57

I'm gonna have to go. Uh no, I'm literally thinking then how does that relate to gay people in any way? Like burnt ends, and then you end up with that.

SPEAKER_01 13:07

I would be like oh I'm sorry I've got bacon in my teeth.

SPEAKER_02 13:14

What have you had?

SPEAKER_04 13:15

A bacon butt.

SPEAKER_02 13:18

What are your over two meals?

SPEAKER_01 13:20

Um like twelve slices of wafer finish 12 slices of wafer fin chicken and a packet of crisps.

SPEAKER_02 13:36

You don't even say part of me.

SPEAKER_04 13:39

No. No. Pardon me.

SPEAKER_02 13:44

There you are, thank you. It's not nice to be disrespectful, you know.

SPEAKER_01 13:50

It's not disrespectful, it's part of you you gave me this.

SPEAKER_02 13:54

I did. You're welcome.

SPEAKER_01 13:55

Okay. So do we see what this is? It's a coke.

SPEAKER_02 13:58

It's kinda coke, you're right. Young links, my line.

SPEAKER_01 14:04

This stuff right here is what we call a carbonated drink. It's called liquid gold. And it gets me through my mind. It's called a treasure. And it's gonna make me burp, so you're gonna have to get used to it.

SPEAKER_02 14:17

I'm drinking it though, and I'm not burping and furping everywhere. Well, if you stop downing it like a dick.

SPEAKER_01 14:24

There's a massive one coming. Stop off. Get ready.

SPEAKER_02 14:32

Don't even should mind me. I've just pop a gulp then as well. Sorry, everyone's gulp.

SPEAKER_04 14:37

Uh and it's like hello. Or should this campaign that you do Hello?

SPEAKER_02 14:47

Hello, everyone home. And it's like uh have you seen the things it's like how to properly eat lunch?

unknown 14:55

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 14:55

And it's like posh people teaching regular people how to eat a fucking uh carrot or something, I don't know. And uh what's them things called when you've got the uh the cracker and the cheese and the ham and it's in like a box. Lunchables.

SPEAKER_02 15:11

Lunchables, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 15:12

How to how to properly eat a lunchable.

SPEAKER_02 15:14

I don't like lunchables.

SPEAKER_01 15:16

I haven't had one since someone like year two.

SPEAKER_02 15:19

Anyway.

SPEAKER_01 15:20

Sorry, go on.

SPEAKER_02 15:21

Keep your tracking me. Uh and uh she goes, and what you say, ladies, is excuse me one moment, I'm going to go powder my nose. And I don't know why, but you've really just reminded me of that.

SPEAKER_01 15:37

I don't even like that.

SPEAKER_02 15:39

Oh yes, I forgot that happened. Yeah, that's probably what men would think. And the Bosh woman were like that is so funny. But the one were like, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 15:50

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 15:51

Yeah. Yeah. Whoa.

SPEAKER_02 16:00

Why is that called the wool?

SPEAKER_01 16:02

I don't know. I didn't I didn't name it.

SPEAKER_02 16:06

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_01 16:08

I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_02 16:09

I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_01 16:10

Have you all got any other stories? I've literally got no. I'm waiting for charity ball me. Let me think.

SPEAKER_02 16:17

Give me a quick ponder. So spoke about manosphere.

SPEAKER_01 16:23

Oh my god, yeah, gay. Yeah. Do you know it's literally just a load of men putting other women down to impress their boys. It's gay. They are gay men. Period. Gay? You like sucking dick and cock.

SPEAKER_02 16:42

All it was, excuse me, was a group of uneducated, lonely, egotistical boys. That's not a man. And a man. You are. A man doesn't feel the need to intimidate women to make himself feel stronger. Also, what's it called? Mummy, can I have a juice box?

SPEAKER_01 17:06

HS Tiki Tocky.

SPEAKER_02 17:07

Yeah. Watching porns for weirdos, it's losers. Which I don't really agree with porn anyway, because there's a lot of people that get forced into it.

SPEAKER_01 17:17

I thought you were gonna say. Which I don't really agree with because I love porn.

SPEAKER_02 17:21

I love porn. I love playing it, acting in it, doing it, the shit. No, as in there's a lot of I don't think it's as bad now.

SPEAKER_01 17:29

Don't there's porn in front of me. I'm a stan.

SPEAKER_02 17:35

I'm a patriot porn.

SPEAKER_01 17:38

No, go on, go on, tell. Do tell.

SPEAKER_02 17:40

Um anyway. Yeah, and you were saying it's for loss, it's for weirdos and all this.

SPEAKER_01 17:46

But I sell it.

SPEAKER_02 17:47

Yeah, but on Telegram he promotes ponstar slash early fangirls, sex workers, and he gets money from it. So it's okay if he's making money from it. And you know what else that got me? Okay, that's three strikes now. You've done that three times.

SPEAKER_01 18:07

Next time you're out.

SPEAKER_02 18:08

Next you should already be out on the third. You actually are lucky, I've give you more than one.

unknown 18:15

Sorry.

SPEAKER_02 18:15

Not a lot of people get that. I'll continue. This is the microphone. I'll continue. One of them went, I don't believe in depression. Which uh, you can have your own opinion, but you cannot. Again, uneducated, but you can have your opinion on whatever. And he went, the only time I've been sad is when my brother died.

SPEAKER_01 18:41

So the man went, I've seen that on TikTok, I don't think that was Manisphere.

SPEAKER_02 18:46

Yeah, same, same Beck Venture. Oh. Yeah. And uh what's the interviewer called?

SPEAKER_01 18:53

I don't know. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_02 18:55

Uh the interviewer went to um, how did your brother die? Or he he just killed himself? What so he killed himself out of pure joy? Were he laughing and howling whilst he were doing it? No, it were depressed, wanted. Honestly, doi doi doi! Like is that anyone actually harm? No, no, no. Like it baffles me. Like, I'm not what's they say? Sharpest tool in the box.

SPEAKER_01 19:22

Sharpest tool it shared.

SPEAKER_02 19:23

Tarp is tarp. I'm not a tarp.

SPEAKER_01 19:27

I'm not a piece of tarp.

SPEAKER_02 19:28

I'm not a piece of tarp. Which I've now learned is for houses.

SPEAKER_01 19:33

What what part of houses? Woof. Well not all. It's the sheet, it's the plastic sheet.

SPEAKER_04 19:39

It is for this because it's flat. Um, can I tell you something?

SPEAKER_01 19:54

I was gonna say you're showing that awful, awful, awful, awful office chair that I have to go to York for. Not not to not to brag, but I take this very very seriously. Um so yesterday I was watching YouTube. Ugh Why are you ah in art? I love YouTube. I love water. I watch it after I was well, I was watching it after I finished editing. I finished editing at about 4am and then I watch YouTube.

SPEAKER_02 20:28

And you weren't straight back to work.

SPEAKER_01 20:31

What?

SPEAKER_02 20:32

You weren't straight back on it, grafting away. You can't be a grafter without doing grafting.

SPEAKER_01 20:37

What are you the fuck are you saying to me? Just another quote from our favourite inspirational person. But yeah, and then I went onto YouTube and I was watching YouTube and I was watching Trixie Mattel.

SPEAKER_02 20:49

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 20:49

Of course. You know what Trixie Mattel is? Drag Race. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 20:57

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 20:57

Sorry. Um and she was God Drew would shoot me if I didn't know her. Sorry, Drew. Um and it was like a video of her like house tour. And I was manifesting while I was watching it because I was like This is actually.

SPEAKER_04 21:12

Would you like the house tour?

SPEAKER_01 21:14

This is my house in LA. That's it. Oh, also she had this really cute thing, and it was a living room. She had this really cute thing in a living room. Thoughts? Any thoughts and feelings? No, it was like it was it was really like green and like earthy. Yeah, and it had stained glass windows of peacocks, because apparently peacocks are like a symbol of gayness. Which was so funny. And then they had this massive piece of art on the wall, and it was like a frame, and then the art. But the art wasn't actually art, it was a TV. So when it's they're not watching telly through the day, they just have a lovely painting on.

SPEAKER_02 22:05

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 22:05

And then when they wanna watch fucking last one laughing. Fucking love that by the way.

SPEAKER_02 22:15

They just I could be on Google Box. I do actually think that is such a good point. I've actually got a question about your story first.

SPEAKER_01 22:28

Okay, go on.

SPEAKER_02 22:29

Peacocks are a symbol of gay.

SPEAKER_01 22:31

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 22:32

Are they gay?

SPEAKER_01 22:34

Well, it's the male peacocks that are the fabulous ones.

SPEAKER_02 22:39

See, enough said.

SPEAKER_01 22:42

With the four.

SPEAKER_02 22:47

Don't want to start an earthquake. And now you calm down. Tsunamis are gonna happen.

SPEAKER_01 22:56

I am what that was my Michaela impression. Have you seen Michaela on TikTok? Yes, you have! I don't know names. And it goes. I am getting a divorce. Take a minute. Take it all in. Do you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_02 23:18

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 23:19

And she goes, she got she did full like set up.

SPEAKER_02 23:22

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 23:22

And no one cares. She gets the makeup bag and goes, Makeup bag! GIMPA NASIN! I love her. I think she's cute. Her husband's gay.

SPEAKER_02 23:34

Is that why they got a divorce?

SPEAKER_01 23:37

I've been theorising. In my bedroom, it's like one of them Do you know when they've got all the pictures on the walls and then the strings on them.

SPEAKER_02 23:44

That's right. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 23:46

That's what I've got about all about Michaela's divorce. And I've come to the conclusion that he is.

SPEAKER_04 23:54

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 23:56

Yeah. New conclusion. You could also come to that conclusion by looking at him as well.

SPEAKER_02 24:01

Yeah. New conclusion though. You need to get out of the house. You need to do touch some grass.

SPEAKER_01 24:08

Can I just say that I don't actually have one of them in my room?

SPEAKER_02 24:11

Okay, thank God! Well nowadays I don't know pasture. Because you've been at a home two weeks and not done anything.

SPEAKER_04 24:20

Touch some grass, go for a walk. I agree, Frank.

SPEAKER_01 24:27

Guys, my nephew's worried about. Um I actually went on about the other day.

SPEAKER_02 24:32

Oh you did and you got a nice pint.

SPEAKER_01 24:34

Yeah, only because they were pub end. Only because I was promised a free pine. I didn't pay for that pint.

SPEAKER_02 24:39

Good. You can't get served anywhere.

SPEAKER_01 24:42

I can.

SPEAKER_02 24:46

Mum.

SPEAKER_01 24:48

When we what I say when we went out, this is the only time I've ever fucking gone out. When we went out, I was getting served. I bought a round for everyone, don't you recall?

SPEAKER_02 25:00

Yeah, because I forced you because you were being a cheeky friggin' swine. So Sam was stood there.

SPEAKER_01 25:06

Wait, wait, you'll stop now. You'll stop. Why? Because that did not happen. I did it out of the goodness and loveliness of my heart.

SPEAKER_02 25:16

Sam had been given drinks all night. Steph had been paying for him. I'd been paying for him. I'm pretty sure Chanel and Kez bought you a drink as well.

SPEAKER_01 25:25

Did they?

SPEAKER_02 25:25

I'm pretty sure Chanel did. Yeah. People buying Sam's drinks all night. Sam didn't offer to buy anyone a drink, and he was stood there with a a bit of money in your pocket. How much in cash did you have? It were about.

SPEAKER_01 25:44

I think we were about 50.

SPEAKER_02 25:45

Oh, I thought we were about 70. Well 50, yes, still.

SPEAKER_01 25:48

I didn't earn 70 from that date.

SPEAKER_02 25:49

I thought you earned 70, sorry.

SPEAKER_01 25:51

I might have.

SPEAKER_02 25:52

I think it was 70. It was 60, or it weren't 50.

SPEAKER_01 25:55

Might have been 60. I don't think it was 70.

SPEAKER_02 25:59

Yeah. I had to bully him into ordering people a drink. I had to bully him into getting Stefford another drink. Because you're being that much of a tight Poonani. You weren't doing it. So sit here and praise, I got everyone a drink, don't you remember? Yeah, because I banned your head on fucking bar. It's because I've an only child.

SPEAKER_01 26:18

No, you're not. I am now.

SPEAKER_02 26:21

No, you I am. Just because they've moved out doesn't mean you're an only child. I am. You've got three older sisters. I'm more of an only child than you are.

SPEAKER_01 26:34

I'm an only child.

SPEAKER_02 26:36

My throat's metaphoric.

SPEAKER_01 26:38

I'm an only child. Why? Because in my household there is a mum and dad who love each other very much. And then a son. A dog and a cat. Um so there is only child. Put them together, what do you get?

SPEAKER_02 27:04

Do you know we'll just talk about uneducated men?

SPEAKER_01 27:06

Okay. Fuck you. Don't fuck me.

SPEAKER_02 27:09

You're back to being a boy.

SPEAKER_01 27:10

No, fuck it. Don't piss me off. Don't piss me off because I will be quite.

SPEAKER_02 27:18

I've got a a search board upstairs. A what? A search board, what the card? Fucking string board, see right there. What the card? A search board. It's not what they're card. Oh no.

SPEAKER_01 27:29

It sounds right.

SPEAKER_02 27:30

Detective people. Detective people. Detectives.

SPEAKER_01 27:34

Detectives.

SPEAKER_02 27:35

Detective users. Yeah. And now it's to search for things and people.

SPEAKER_01 27:40

Hmm.

SPEAKER_02 27:41

Hmm.

SPEAKER_01 27:42

Anyway, go on.

SPEAKER_02 27:44

I've finished. Full stop.

SPEAKER_01 27:46

Oh.

SPEAKER_02 27:46

What were I saying?

SPEAKER_01 27:47

You said I've got a search bar. I've got a search bar in my room. You. You said I've. Uh oh. You've really fucking confused me.

SPEAKER_02 27:59

Yeah. Do you know recently my brain has not been on my head?

SPEAKER_01 28:04

Where's it been? Not on my head. You got more boobs than brains. Honestly, I have. I have.

SPEAKER_02 28:11

And all that's what it feels like, just a boob brain. It's got a boob for a brain.

SPEAKER_01 28:16

It's got a nip up there. Yeah, it's got yeah, I've got a nip. Have you watched the sub you have watched the substance. Yeah. When the boob comes out of her eye.

SPEAKER_02 28:22

Yeah, that's what I feel like.

SPEAKER_01 28:23

That's what's been happening to me.

SPEAKER_02 28:25

Yeah. I don't know what day it is. I've just flipped my mic.

SPEAKER_01 28:28

I've just flipped my bean. Sorry. Sorry, that's rate inappropriate.

SPEAKER_04 28:33

That really is. That's rate inappropriate. Sorry everyone. Carry on. What am I saying?

SPEAKER_01 28:47

I don't fucking know. I really shot my son there. I've been watching um I mentioned this earlier. I've been watching Last One Laughing. Have you watched it? So fucking funny. So funny. So Jimmy Carr, do you know Jimmy Carr? The one that That's better than what I did. What you just did. How do you do it? So anyway, he gets a load of celebs. So on the first season.

SPEAKER_02 29:22

You've seen it. And they're all in a room. And they do funny stuff. It's all c it's mainly comedians.

SPEAKER_01 29:32

Yeah, it's like um Have you seen the first season? Yeah, that's what I've been watching. I haven't finished it.

SPEAKER_02 29:39

So funny.

SPEAKER_01 29:40

And it's got her off our country.

SPEAKER_02 29:42

So funny.

SPEAKER_01 29:43

This country.

SPEAKER_02 29:43

This country.

SPEAKER_01 29:44

I love Daisy May Cooper. But do you know, thingy and all, um who else is on it? Is it Bob Mortimer? Have you watched Gone Fishing? And it's Bob Martimer and Oh yeah. Thingy.

SPEAKER_02 29:58

No one watches that.

SPEAKER_01 29:59

Yeah, it's cute. The little cute one.

SPEAKER_04 30:07

Yeah, no.

SPEAKER_01 30:08

What? Do you know the little cute one? I think it's Bob Martimer. There's the tall one and there's the little cute one. The little cute one was on. I'm just picking him up and throwing him back onto Last One Laughing. Okay. He was on Last What Last Last One Laughing. Do you remember?

SPEAKER_04 30:28

Yeah. I know he's.

SPEAKER_01 30:29

I just want to say he's really cute. Not in that way, but like really cute.

SPEAKER_02 30:37

I was just about to say as well, and now you've upset me. Uh he reminds me of grandad. And you've just said call me.

SPEAKER_01 30:46

But that were a joke. Because I just mean he's cute like a little old man.

SPEAKER_02 30:49

Sometimes jokes can hurt people's feelings.

SPEAKER_01 30:53

And do you know? Oh my god, what's he called? I literally don't know the names of anyone. Have you noticed I don't know who anyone is? Um do you know the one from IT crowd with the glasses and the afro?

SPEAKER_02 31:06

Mm-hmm. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 31:07

Frank. Literally Frank.

SPEAKER_02 31:10

Is it Car Frank?

SPEAKER_01 31:11

No, he reminds me of Frank.

SPEAKER_02 31:13

Oh.

SPEAKER_01 31:15

The m the nerdy one from IT crowd reminds me of my two-year-old nephew. Is he two?

SPEAKER_04 31:22

Your nephew.

SPEAKER_01 31:23

I don't even I think it's two. Yeah. Yeah, I'll just say two.

SPEAKER_02 31:29

He's in nursery.

SPEAKER_01 31:31

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 31:32

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 31:32

Yeah. So he remind he reminds me of Frankie. He's just rate like I got Sarah. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 31:40

So do you know, uh last week we were talking about my friend who went round to a boys for a barbecue.

SPEAKER_01 31:48

I don't think that will last week.

SPEAKER_02 31:51

Oh no, sorry, it would this Saturday that's just come out. It were when I was saying it's a solid six degrees.

SPEAKER_04 32:03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 32:04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 32:05

Um it's literally the tiniest fucking fly I've ever seen. So two weeks ago.

SPEAKER_02 32:12

Two weeks ago. Er Well today the weather has been glorious again.

SPEAKER_01 32:19

Yeah. Are you going out for a barbecue?

SPEAKER_02 32:22

No, no, no. I would be down to be fair.

unknown 32:24

I would.

SPEAKER_02 32:25

Um it's not like 10 in the a.m. So what gets me with the weather is how all of a sudden like there'll be a little bit of sun and British people absolutely lose their shit. They go absolutely feral. So it was glorious this Wednesday, a solid 18 degrees.

SPEAKER_01 32:48

Not six degrees.

SPEAKER_02 32:49

Not six degrees. It's incredibly higher.

SPEAKER_01 32:51

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. Up to eighteen. Perhaps. I I couldn't count that much.

SPEAKER_02 32:59

You got to fifteen and stop. That much. Anyway.

SPEAKER_01 33:08

I'm hiding from camera, you've embarrassed me.

SPEAKER_02 33:11

It's twelve. It's twelve difference.

SPEAKER_01 33:16

And then we're back. I'm just gonna edit you out and it's just me today. Why have I embarrassed you because you could go? I'm not. You know, I'm just I'm just I'm just I'm just playing.

SPEAKER_02 33:29

I'm just playing. Anyway, uh but I'm just gonna kill myself. I just find it funny how feral British people go when they feel some when they see a bit of sun.

SPEAKER_04 33:40

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 33:41

Like what are you doing?

SPEAKER_04 33:44

I'm just just give me a minute. Ah kidding. Carry on.

SPEAKER_02 33:56

Er I'm not doing that because I'm not silly.

SPEAKER_01 34:03

Sorry, go on. I'm being silly now.

SPEAKER_02 34:04

You are being silly.

SPEAKER_01 34:06

I've got a story for you after this as well.

SPEAKER_02 34:08

So me and Chloe were out for coffee. In leggings and a jumper because it's me and Chloe beaves. Hi Chloe's. Hi, Chloe's. I don't know. Chloe.

SPEAKER_01 34:19

Don't confuse me.

SPEAKER_02 34:21

Um I won't start, but so is your beaver.

SPEAKER_01 34:24

Sorry. Sorry.

SPEAKER_02 34:27

I wonder if she's ever had that head to her. I'm thinking that in just in case just in case she has she hasn't. She doesn't. I feel like she'd have tell me if she ever had that head to her.

SPEAKER_01 34:38

I'm showing skin.

SPEAKER_02 34:40

Put that away! Like they said in school, ankles are any part of skin can be very distracting for some people. God teachers at our school would have gone very well for that. Fucking start biting them. Tell me if you can start biting them. Oh no, sorry, I can't. I've got such a boob brain like a cat ring. Okay. Um what I was saying is people take the weather a little bit too far. So me and Chloe were both in, she wore a jumper, I won a short sleeve top, leggings. We were fine. It went it were nice and warm, but it weren't mad at all. Why have I turned to my right to see shirtless men? Well we did I did say actually shirtless shirtless men. Sorry? I did say shirtless man, actually. Shirtless man in neon shorts. And then I turned to my left. Neon what? It will like do that orange colour. No. And then I've turned to my left and seen no older than a 13-year-old girl in a boob tube. Boob tubes are returning. Will not be catching me in one of them.

SPEAKER_01 35:52

You'll not catch me in one of them either.

SPEAKER_02 35:54

Yeah. And short little short shorts. No, I'm all for wearing what you want.

SPEAKER_01 36:00

Wear what you want. But it's not warm in each. It's not fucking warm enough for them. It's still in winter end of day. Yeah. I think. It's spring.

SPEAKER_02 36:08

I mean I think we're in spring.

SPEAKER_01 36:10

It's March, April, Spring. So I'm not a bit tall, but I'm a real spring chicken and I'm heaven and ball. Chicken arm, chicken on the heaven ball.

unknown 36:28

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 36:29

I've heard of that before. Yeah. That was really good.

SPEAKER_01 36:32

I felt Did you hear my ver my vibrato?

SPEAKER_02 36:36

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 36:37

Did you like it?

SPEAKER_02 36:38

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 36:43

I'm a singer.

SPEAKER_02 36:44

Singer. Musician. Yeah, that's all my story was. I took the make out of people having a barbecue at six degrees, but now people are rocking up naked at 18.

SPEAKER_01 36:56

Naked to field. To walk showing up naked to walk the dog.

SPEAKER_02 37:00

This is what makes me laugh, the weather app. 18 degrees, but feels like 17.

SPEAKER_01 37:05

Yeah. Oh so it's 17 degrees.

SPEAKER_02 37:08

So it's 17 degrees, then it's not.

SPEAKER_01 37:09

Let's not confuse it. Let's not confuse it. Let's not confuse me.

SPEAKER_02 37:13

Let's confuse me.

SPEAKER_01 37:14

It's two degrees, but it feels like minus 20. It's minus 20 degrees then. If there's ice on the floor, it is not over 2 degrees. So I don't know what the fuck I'm saying. I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_02 37:29

Yeah, that's what we saw you are. Please everyone chill out.

SPEAKER_01 37:33

Chill the fuck out.

SPEAKER_02 37:35

Chill out. Also, that should leads me on to something else. Have you ever seen that TikTok of someone saying that their husband doesn't like it when women wear like thumb bikini bottoms?

SPEAKER_01 37:48

No.

SPEAKER_02 37:49

Hmm. Okay, I'm kind of glad that not everyone's seen that then because such stupid comments like that shouldn't be brought to light.

SPEAKER_01 37:59

Do you know what happened to me? This has got no out to do it. What happened to me? This ain't got out to do it whether. This was like a few nights ago.

SPEAKER_02 38:05

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 38:06

I was up till God knows what hour editing, as per.

SPEAKER_02 38:11

As crack of dawn.

SPEAKER_01 38:12

Yes. I was editing the full podcast. Last night I was editing the TikToks. Um when I was editing the full podcast, uh normally I have this little thing that Henrik bought me. And it's like a like a pyramid, but like the top comes out and it's like it's like a fidget thing. I have to be fidgeting while I'm editing. Don't know why. Just happens. But I didn't have that. I didn't realise that I didn't have it because I felt like I was already fidgeting with something.

SPEAKER_04 38:54

I had a mouth full of things.

SPEAKER_01 38:56

That is not that is way. That what over. I was already fidgeting with something. Not what you've done. You've just repeated the same thing. I wasn't. Nothing to do with me. Move on. So and I was editing, and then when I'd finished editing, I picked up what I was fidgeting with, expecting to see my pyramid. It was not, it was my rat tooth comb. Except all the teeth were gone. And then I'm looking. I have individually plucked every tooth off of my rat tooth comb and put them on a little pile on my notepad. Not no like. I don't know if unconsciously is the word. I've been editing.

SPEAKER_02 39:39

You've been like dissoci dissociating.

SPEAKER_01 39:41

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 39:42

I've been concentrating.

SPEAKER_01 39:43

I mean concentrating. Nah, I ain't got a fucking rat tooth. It's just a rat. I've been fucking fidgeting. My rat tooth comb is no fucking more. Uh thought I was playing with this. No, I fucking want. We're playing with this. Oh, my teeth are there. Hashtag product placement. Hashtag big jealous. Ha ha ha. Uh so what's going on here? What do I do now? Not buying another. Fuck that. Can we wig set? No tooth. I haven't got rats with no teeth. Got a toothless rat. I've got a toothless rat. Oh, his teeth are on my notebook.

SPEAKER_02 40:18

Oh, rather too is cute. Oh.

SPEAKER_01 40:22

Lucy messaged me at the minute. Um so I was going on my walk. Not the same walk, but not the time the time before, the other day when I messaged her and I had my pint.

SPEAKER_02 40:34

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_01 40:35

Um and Lucy messaged me going Mek me in that ratatouille again. I was like Who? I made Lucy ratatouille. No, she said, send me the ratatouille recipe. I made that last ratatouille when I was in year eight. And she's just now messaged me saying send me that ratatouille recipe.

SPEAKER_02 41:01

What what what? What's a ratatouille recipe?

SPEAKER_01 41:03

Ratatouille.

SPEAKER_02 41:05

The rat.

SPEAKER_01 41:06

The food. You know the food that he makes at the end of ratatouille, ratatouille. With all the vegetables and they're in the circle.

SPEAKER_02 41:14

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 41:15

That's ratatouille.

SPEAKER_02 41:16

Oh, I see.

SPEAKER_01 41:17

Although sometimes it can just be like a like a sort of stew thing, like a soup. He don't normally I don't even think that is ratatouille. They they call it ratatouille in the film, but it's like it's like a variant.

SPEAKER_02 41:29

Do you account how many times?

SPEAKER_01 41:31

It's like a variant of ratatouille. But like the actual ratatouille is like a stew. Ratatouille.

SPEAKER_02 41:37

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 41:38

So she messaged me going, Meg, they're send me this recipe. I was like, I haven't met that in about six years. How do you even remember I made it once? How do you even remember that? Well, if it's just stew, it's just stew. Yeah, just put a load of vegetables in a pot. Auntie Brenda sent us these weird vegetables to put in. I once went into town with my mum um to pick some stuff up for Auntie Brenda. I've got still got bacon in my teeth. Um and we went up to Auntie Brenda's and we dropped the food off. And she would pay my mum like the amount that it's cost her, obviously. And then she'd give like a tip. She gave me the tip. And I got to keep it, and my mum were right pissed off.

SPEAKER_02 42:27

Is she is she now in your Snapchat best friend list?

SPEAKER_01 42:32

You know it, she's on my crib story. Oh my mum's on the Wasted Potential TikTok follows three people. You, me, Auntie Brenda. She says Auntie Brenda. Auntie Brenda is now on TikTok. Imagine, imagine if she became a TikTok.

SPEAKER_04 42:55

Another inspirational quote.

SPEAKER_01 42:58

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_04 43:02

Come on. You get into character.

SPEAKER_02 43:08

One day you're gonna be 20, and then you're gonna be 30, and then you're even gonna be 40 and 50. These days matter.

SPEAKER_01 43:21

He didn't say that. No, he didn't.

SPEAKER_02 43:28

You're even gonna be 40 and 50.

SPEAKER_01 43:31

You're even gonna be 40, maybe.

SPEAKER_02 43:33

Yeah, but maybe. You're even gonna be 30. Just when we think, wow.

SPEAKER_00 43:38

Well that is weird.

SPEAKER_02 43:39

You've got me there. I am one day gonna be 30, maybe 40. Possibly 50. See how cheeky we all are.

SPEAKER_01 43:47

Maybe there is no grass. Or maybe it's brown.

SPEAKER_02 43:50

That is the my favourite thing ever. That is actually my favourite thing. Or it might be brown.

SPEAKER_01 43:58

Love it.

SPEAKER_02 43:59

But I don't know how many times I've got to say it.

SPEAKER_00 44:04

There's a lot to be said. No, there's nothing to say on the thing.

SPEAKER_02 44:08

I don't know how many times I have to say it.

SPEAKER_01 44:13

How many times has he said that? He says it to his mum, his dad.

SPEAKER_02 44:19

I actually wonder what his mum mum and sister thin.

unknown 44:22

Oh, is he not got a dad?

SPEAKER_02 44:25

Well, he must have a dad.

SPEAKER_01 44:26

Well you say, I wonder what his mum and sister thinks. Oh, because he's a manosphere. He's a manosphere. He's orbiting around the manosphere. Fuck off.

SPEAKER_02 44:50

I heard it. My home. Oh my god, I have actually got a story.

SPEAKER_01 44:58

Go on then.

SPEAKER_04 44:59

So I don't know what's that's all that much. Go on. Go on then.

SPEAKER_01 45:12

Later.

SPEAKER_02 45:13

Lady.

SPEAKER_01 45:14

So it's me, laser.

SPEAKER_02 45:16

So I went to yoga the other day.

SPEAKER_01 45:19

You went to Zumba the day before I fucking messaged me the other day. Sam. Sam, I've got a Zomber at six.

SPEAKER_04 45:32

Why the fuck are you doing Zomber? Carry on.

SPEAKER_02 45:41

Because I go to a gym all the time anyway, like I try and go nearly every day. And I'm just I'm getting a bit bored. So I just thought, ah, I'll do some zombie. Get like different.

unknown 45:56

Yeah, I know.

SPEAKER_02 45:58

I'd be like, I'm leaving. She's not like Miss Hunt. She just had favourites and it just pissed me off because I weren't one.

SPEAKER_01 46:06

I loved her. I think I was a favourite though because I was gay.

SPEAKER_02 46:09

Gay.

SPEAKER_01 46:10

Sorry, mum.

SPEAKER_02 46:11

Um anyway, I walked into Zumba. I was the youngest there by 30 years.

SPEAKER_01 46:19

30 years?

SPEAKER_02 46:20

Yeah. By far the fucking youngest.

SPEAKER_01 46:22

Oh wait, sorry, I meant sorry, I got confused.

SPEAKER_02 46:27

They were all 30 years old.

SPEAKER_01 46:28

Yeah, I think it meant they all were 30 years younger than you.

SPEAKER_02 46:33

And not be alive.

SPEAKER_01 46:34

That don't work. He's still be swimming.

SPEAKER_02 46:36

Negative 10.

SPEAKER_04 46:38

Were it that said?

SPEAKER_01 46:42

Sorry, go on. I've just Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Just go on.

SPEAKER_02 46:48

So I walked in.

SPEAKER_01 46:52

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 46:55

Everyone actually turned round and stared at me. Like I had blood all over me and like I had two massive rifles going.

SPEAKER_01 47:07

Why were you doing that?

SPEAKER_02 47:08

I weren't. That's all they were looking at me. Oh, yeah, okay. Can't I walk it in? I've gone straight to the back. So I've no idea what I'm doing. I sat there waiting for the instructor. The instructors came on, no mic, blasted music up, so I was like, oh, this is fun. Started whipping out all these fucking moves, and we're like, right, go. And it were like, what's happening? And I'm quite a good with chorig for like I can pick it up.

SPEAKER_01 47:38

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 47:39

Poor Margaret next to me though, can't do that.

SPEAKER_01 47:41

Poor Margaret broke a fucking ass. Yeah, she would die in my poor Margaret fucking collapsed.

SPEAKER_02 47:46

So then I was like, right, I'm not going to Zumba.

SPEAKER_01 47:49

Not doing yoga.

SPEAKER_02 47:51

So I went to yoga. First one, relaxing on frig. Loved it. Woman were lovely, studying stuff. Went to yoga again. Why were my guy trying to make me do like balance on the top of my head? He would try and do.

SPEAKER_01 48:04

So you didn't accidentally go brain dancing. Because they are very similar. They are really similar.

SPEAKER_02 48:12

They do have similar names as well.

SPEAKER_01 48:14

Yeah, they do rhyme.

SPEAKER_02 48:16

No, but he said yoga. Went to chuffing fitness yoga. Meant to do push-ups, chuffing handstands.

SPEAKER_01 48:24

Downward dog.

SPEAKER_02 48:24

Downward dog. That's in every yoga.

SPEAKER_01 48:26

Oh, okay, sorry. Fucking yoga connoisseur.

SPEAKER_02 48:31

I've been like twice now. And he were making me like it were making me get on my knees, like fucking hell.

SPEAKER_01 48:38

Was he hot?

SPEAKER_02 48:39

He was gay.

SPEAKER_01 48:40

Was he hot? Was he gay?

SPEAKER_02 48:44

Yeah. As in like we're all doing Kobe, like pressing his backs, and it like went through, two, one, oh, and like crossed his legs.

SPEAKER_01 48:53

Yeah. Yeah. Not hot. Not hot for me anyway.

SPEAKER_02 48:56

No, kind of fun though.

SPEAKER_01 48:57

I like it when they're a man. Whoa!

SPEAKER_04 49:06

Can you stop slapping your watch? I like it when they're really masculine and like but they don't think they're better than me.

SPEAKER_01 49:19

Yes, they might have a gym membership, but they also have a big penis and like a working brain.

SPEAKER_02 49:25

And a full education.

SPEAKER_01 49:27

And then what did he do?

SPEAKER_02 49:31

Let me do like backflips and shit.

SPEAKER_01 49:37

And now I don't think he made you do a backflip. Something told me that.

SPEAKER_02 49:41

Well, I were on all fours and like I had my leg up in the air and this arm up. And he was like, right, bend your leg and flip. So I actually tried to do it, did do it, but then I fell.

SPEAKER_01 49:55

In front of Margaret.

SPEAKER_02 49:57

Yeah, my. Oh yeah, by the way, in yoga, they're all like 50 plus years older than me. Yeah. And now my bum hurts like on the side.

SPEAKER_01 50:10

It's okay, it means it's getting bigger. You don't need a bigger bone.

SPEAKER_02 50:14

I don't need a big bum.

SPEAKER_01 50:15

So when you do grow it, can you like cut some of and like put it on mine?

SPEAKER_02 50:18

Yeah, because you've just got a hole. My whole bone. My whole bone.

unknown 50:25

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 50:26

Could swallow this.

SPEAKER_04 50:28

I did not know.

SPEAKER_01 50:34

The whole, all of the furniture is up here.

SPEAKER_02 50:37

You included.

SPEAKER_01 50:39

You come in, you sit on the chair, and then you finish the episode on the floor because your ass has swallowed the chair.

SPEAKER_02 50:44

Chair, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 50:44

Because you're that gaping. Cause you uh what's the word? Ran through. You get anal too. What's happening? You know Lucy's song? Lucy's song goes, uh If we open up the book, we could see Lucy look. 21 pussy yum and I like it on my bum.

SPEAKER_02 51:12

I don't ever want to know that about Lucy.

SPEAKER_01 51:17

21 pussy yum and I like it on my bum.

SPEAKER_02 51:21

I like that 21 yum.

SPEAKER_01 51:23

What about and I like it on my bum?

SPEAKER_04 51:29

Lucy doesn't.

SPEAKER_01 51:30

Do you remember um do you do you remember when we were in York and me, Lucy, and my dad kept making up songs?

SPEAKER_02 51:39

No.

SPEAKER_01 51:40

Do you not remember the headache song?

SPEAKER_02 51:42

Headache? Sing it. Uh I've got really bad memory.

SPEAKER_01 51:48

Hey, are you okay? No, I'm having a terrible day. Oh my god, what's wrong? I hit my hair tripping over my thong. Oh my god, wearing a headache song.

SPEAKER_02 51:59

I don't remember that one. That's so fun though. Why did she trip over a thong?

SPEAKER_01 52:05

Oh, it was my dad that tripped over his thong.

SPEAKER_02 52:07

Why is your dad wearing a thong?

SPEAKER_01 52:09

Oh he's just different in a. He's just different like that.

SPEAKER_02 52:12

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 52:13

And then I did Yeah. Uh once upon a time there was a boy called Sam. He was the best in the letter. And eight years old. Never wanted to be bold. Mm-hmm. Do you remember that one?

SPEAKER_02 52:31

No, but I love that. That's so good. I did like that. It's nine years old.

SPEAKER_01 52:40

That song is eight years old. I made that when I was eight. I'm now 16.

SPEAKER_02 52:46

I always forget you're such a yute.

SPEAKER_01 52:50

Youth. I am a yute. I meant youth. What is a yute?

SPEAKER_02 52:56

It's a newt.

SPEAKER_01 52:58

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 52:58

I think that's where I've got it from.

SPEAKER_01 53:00

I am a youth.

SPEAKER_02 53:01

You are a youth.

SPEAKER_01 53:02

I just look like I'm not.

SPEAKER_02 53:04

And I'm a young adult. I'm one year into No, I'm not.

SPEAKER_01 53:07

I am three years. September.

unknown 53:10

September.

SPEAKER_01 53:11

September.

SPEAKER_02 53:12

Wait, what comes after September? October. October.

unknown 53:16

October.

SPEAKER_02 53:18

I'm seven-month-year-old adult. You're only an adult when you come 21.

SPEAKER_01 53:24

You're an adult when you go 18.

SPEAKER_02 53:26

No!

SPEAKER_01 53:26

Yes. You're a young adult. You're three years into adulthood.

SPEAKER_02 53:30

No, no, no, no, no. You're a young adult. And then when you get 21, you're an adult.

SPEAKER_04 53:36

Where fuck you. Sorry.

SPEAKER_02 53:41

That's where it's gonna end today.

SPEAKER_04 53:43

Sorry. Bye.

SPEAKER_00 53:50

Bye! Bye guys, have fun.

SPEAKER_02 53:55

Bye. And remember.

SPEAKER_00 53:56

Don't do anything I wouldn't do.

SPEAKER_02 53:59

That's not a lot. It should be me saying that because I don't know a lot.

SPEAKER_00 54:02

You're cute.

SPEAKER_02 54:04

The grass may be brown.

SPEAKER_01 54:07

And that's on period.