SPEAKER_02 0:01

It's not, I don't know. Is it recorded? Okay. My head's in my own.

SPEAKER_06 0:15

I know it's some me and Natalie mid-conversation with my mum. I need headshots, I need headshots! So I'd like to go to the living room and take some headshots away.

SPEAKER_02 0:25

I said to my agent so that I'd take these full body and a headshot, non-studio one, so it's that's it.

SPEAKER_06 0:33

Right in your home.

SPEAKER_02 0:34

In your home. And I meant to send them earlier on today. Completely forgot. We're already I'm already late as it is today.

SPEAKER_06 0:41

No.

SPEAKER_02 0:42

And then I just thought, oh god, I feel like I've lost my I said this last episode. Got boob brain again.

SPEAKER_06 0:48

You've got boob brain.

SPEAKER_02 0:49

Got boobrain 24-7. I don't know what day it is.

SPEAKER_06 0:54

Tuesday.

SPEAKER_02 0:56

You're white.

SPEAKER_06 0:57

No, I am.

SPEAKER_02 0:58

You're white.

SPEAKER_06 0:58

No, I am. Oh yeah. We have been really we've been really slow today.

SPEAKER_02 1:05

We've been real slow.

SPEAKER_06 1:06

Because I've pitched a idea that we're not allowed to talk about.

SPEAKER_02 1:10

But I'll tell you yeah, but it's terrible.

SPEAKER_06 1:13

You can't even tell your mother.

SPEAKER_02 1:15

Gotta tell my mummy.

SPEAKER_06 1:16

You can't. You've got to surprise her.

SPEAKER_02 1:18

Well, to be fair about you, I'm not speaking to her, not then.

SPEAKER_06 1:20

Oh, why? Because at Kiev's.

SPEAKER_02 1:23

No, no, no, we're we moved past that.

SPEAKER_06 1:25

What's happened now?

SPEAKER_02 1:26

It's another chicken substance.

SPEAKER_06 1:28

Oh, for God's sake.

SPEAKER_02 1:30

So I like cooking, I really enjoy it.

SPEAKER_06 1:32

I know you do.

SPEAKER_02 1:32

Find it really therapeutic.

SPEAKER_06 1:34

I do.

SPEAKER_02 1:35

Yeah, it really comes with that.

SPEAKER_06 1:38

And vegetarian meals. I didn't burp. It was a I was being a reptile.

SPEAKER_02 1:48

So what what do you cook, Savannah? What do you make?

SPEAKER_06 1:51

I just make anything that's not got meat in it. And if I do have meat, it's got to be ready cooked meat. I can't touch raw meat. I have a massive phobia. But the other day I did make bacon. Growth.

SPEAKER_02 2:07

I really don't mind the feeling of raw meat.

SPEAKER_06 2:10

It's not the feeling, it's the fact that I can get ill from it. I'm a massive germaphobe.

SPEAKER_02 2:14

Don't bother me at all.

SPEAKER_06 2:16

What being ill from it don't bother you. Wow.

SPEAKER_02 2:21

You know rice is worse than chicken.

SPEAKER_06 2:23

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 2:24

I find that crazy. I eat rice all the time.

SPEAKER_06 2:27

It's like a plant.

SPEAKER_02 2:28

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 2:29

Yeah, like you're not allowed to like reheat it multiple times. It's like a plant, it is.

SPEAKER_02 2:33

It's green. It's green.

SPEAKER_06 2:34

Is that not a plant?

SPEAKER_02 2:36

I don't believe so.

SPEAKER_06 2:37

Yeah, it is a plant. You plant it in the ground and it comes up.

unknown 2:42

Fuck off.

SPEAKER_01 2:43

Is that is that how rice is mad? It comes from the ground. Yeah. I did just think someone made it.

SPEAKER_06 2:54

How the fuck do you think someone makes rice? I feel like wheat and shit, I don't know. Like flour. Well wheat and flour is a grain. No, yeah. So they come from the same family.

SPEAKER_02 3:04

Yeah, but I thought I didn't think rice there were like plant of rice.

SPEAKER_06 3:09

You get like rice fields. And it grows.

SPEAKER_01 3:16

Where are they?

SPEAKER_06 3:19

I don't I there's probably some in England. Are you sure? And what well I'm not sure about them somewhere I'm being in England. But I'm 100% sure that they're a plant.

SPEAKER_01 3:32

I've been rice field. I'm not lying. I'm being dead aris. It don't look like wheat. Don't look like rice argot. It doesn't, it looks like wheat. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 3:57

So yeah, is is rice and wheat the same thing?

SPEAKER_06 4:00

No. They're both grains, which is why they look like that. Same with flour, flour's a plant. It's not. Yes, it is. Flour. Look up where does flour come from? But fut utre, not flour.

SPEAKER_02 4:17

Hello to you, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 4:19

Type in the right one.

SPEAKER_02 4:20

Flour comes from like mills, which is created from wheat.

SPEAKER_06 4:24

Yeah, so it's a plant.

SPEAKER_02 4:25

Yeah, but flour's not a plant like that is.

SPEAKER_06 4:28

No, but it's made from a plant.

SPEAKER_02 4:29

Wheat.

SPEAKER_06 4:30

A plant.

SPEAKER_02 4:31

Yeah, which that looked like. So I thought rice were made from wheat.

SPEAKER_06 4:36

No, rice is its own thing.

SPEAKER_02 4:37

Yeah, that's why I didn't know. Crazy. Flour's not a plant though, as in itself.

SPEAKER_06 4:42

It's a grounded up plant.

SPEAKER_02 4:44

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 4:45

It's like when you get chuffing.

SPEAKER_02 4:46

Grounded wheat.

SPEAKER_06 4:47

It's like when you get I don't even fucking know, like basil. Basil leaves. It's like grounded up basil. Like from the leaf.

SPEAKER_01 4:58

Do you mean pesto?

SPEAKER_02 5:02

Pesto's created from grounded up basil leaves and oil.

SPEAKER_06 5:05

Pesto's the fucking sauce.

SPEAKER_02 5:06

Yeah, I know. But you've just said flowers like grounded up basil leaves. Oh like no one has ground-up basil leaves. So do you mean like pesto?

SPEAKER_06 5:14

A grounded up basil leaf is like dried up basil in a thingy.

SPEAKER_02 5:19

No one has that though.

SPEAKER_06 5:20

I do.

SPEAKER_02 5:21

You have dried basil.

SPEAKER_06 5:22

We have grounded up basil, yeah. That you sprinkle on stuff.

SPEAKER_02 5:26

I have like oregano and that's it.

SPEAKER_06 5:28

Oh, we've got all sorts.

SPEAKER_02 5:30

Fuckadell.

unknown 5:31

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 5:32

Show it my sprinkles up for me.

SPEAKER_06 5:33

My mum er my mum's convinced that we are American. Mm. And she calls it oregano. It wasn't badly.

SPEAKER_01 5:46

LAM!

SPEAKER_06 5:46

Passas oregano. From thingy, from cu what the fuck is it called? Cupboard. No.

SPEAKER_02 5:54

Pantry.

SPEAKER_06 5:55

Pantry.

SPEAKER_02 5:56

Pases oregano. From pantry, please. I saw on TikTok actually this American woman, she moved to England from America. And she were like, I love England, but the one thing I can't stand is the limited storage space. Like, where's a pantry?

SPEAKER_06 6:12

Have you seen our pantry?

SPEAKER_02 6:14

And I'm like, quite a lot of English people do have pantries. Your house just doesn't.

SPEAKER_06 6:18

But American pantries are different because they're not.

SPEAKER_02 6:21

They're like full of walking wardrobes. And then she'll like, where am I meant to put all my produce? And people in comments were like, we don't bulk by we're not idiots.

SPEAKER_06 6:31

Oh no, we've got about 12 different cupboards in the kitchen.

SPEAKER_02 6:35

We've got cupboards in the kitchen full of shit. And then we've got a shit jar that's got loads of batches in it.

SPEAKER_06 6:42

We've got enough space for a shit jar.

SPEAKER_02 6:49

You are in the shit jar. There's 12 batches. None of them work, but we've kept them just in twelve.

SPEAKER_06 6:55

Divorce papers.

SPEAKER_02 6:57

Driving license. Cup of coins for some reason.

SPEAKER_06 7:00

Sticky notes. Sticky notes.

SPEAKER_02 7:02

McDonald's Monopoly will be in there.

SPEAKER_06 7:05

My eyes are so funny. Because I'm we're just looking because sometimes I look through and see what thin I did. Do you not like them tubs that you get from Chinese?

SPEAKER_02 7:14

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_06 7:15

Full of shoelaces.

SPEAKER_02 7:18

What?

SPEAKER_06 7:19

Just f just full of different coloured shoelaces. So funny. There's a blue pair, white, black, grey.

SPEAKER_02 7:26

You never know when you need a shoepar. What?

SPEAKER_06 7:29

Well a shoe pair.

SPEAKER_02 7:31

We'll love a shoe pair.

SPEAKER_06 7:32

I uh before I bought belts, because I was like against belts for some reason.

SPEAKER_02 7:39

New shoelaces.

SPEAKER_06 7:40

I used to use shoelaces.

SPEAKER_02 7:41

They're kind of coming back into fashion now.

SPEAKER_06 7:43

Was that ever in fashion?

SPEAKER_02 7:45

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 7:46

Was it? I just did it.

SPEAKER_02 7:47

Like the hip and trendy people.

SPEAKER_06 7:49

So am I hip and trendy?

SPEAKER_02 7:50

No, you just don't want to be.

SPEAKER_06 7:52

Well, I've got my fake Calvin Klein belt on at the moment that I found in a rental property. In the rental property. In the in seven. Hmm. There were all sorts in that garage. Get it go. I got a load of rings that I'm gonna wear at the charity ball. A lot of gold rings.

SPEAKER_02 8:12

I think I need to get into jewellery.

SPEAKER_06 8:14

I love jewellery.

SPEAKER_02 8:14

Because I literally wear my watch and my necklace and that's it.

SPEAKER_06 8:17

I wear this. I wear this that my Nanan got me. I've never taken it off since Christmas. And I have this.

SPEAKER_02 8:25

Is that rattling on your mic?

SPEAKER_06 8:26

Probably.

SPEAKER_02 8:27

Trip it down your top.

SPEAKER_06 8:29

And I have this. Both from Pandora. I only have still have this because I was too scared to take it back.

SPEAKER_02 8:38

Um how did you take it back?

SPEAKER_06 8:40

It doesn't fit.

SPEAKER_02 8:43

Oh see.

SPEAKER_06 8:43

Because it was supposed to be a ring.

SPEAKER_02 8:45

I like it like that other.

SPEAKER_06 8:46

But I I like it like this. And then this is a Pandora. And I don't take this off.

SPEAKER_02 8:50

I don't take this off. My mummy got me this.

SPEAKER_06 8:53

I take it off when I go in the shower, like, because I don't want it to rust.

SPEAKER_02 8:56

Oh yeah, yeah, I don't want it to rust. I did have two rings on Pandora, but one of them. Uh that's where it went. Grandma got me it, and I'm terrified of losing it, so I stopped wearing it.

SPEAKER_06 9:07

I had a ring from Pandora that a friend gave me. And I think I wore it on that one. But um as time went on, um and Sam started to get a little bit wider, my fingers got massive. Well, they didn't get massive, they were just a bit smaller than that. Wider.

SPEAKER_02 9:28

I started- I understand.

SPEAKER_06 9:29

Um I've like wider.

SPEAKER_02 9:33

Who's wider?

SPEAKER_06 9:35

Who's stretching it?

SPEAKER_02 9:36

I don't know why what's happening.

SPEAKER_06 9:38

Um, but yeah, my fingers just got too big for it.

SPEAKER_02 9:40

I thought you meant to say taller. Like doing when you had a growth spur.

SPEAKER_06 9:45

No, wider. Uh no, I'm kidding, I'm not that wide, guys. Um, but yeah, my fingers just got too big for it. I'm not that wide, guys. I'm like that scene and scary movie when she walks past and she's just like a stick fig. Oh my god, she looks so good.

SPEAKER_03 10:03

She looks great.

SPEAKER_02 10:05

I thought and it were like, I'd never tell anyone if I won the lottery, but there will be signs. Her waist were light that big, her ass were like out here. That's why I was like, And a booby, yeah, and her lips were huge.

SPEAKER_06 10:18

What do you think? Speaking of lips being huge, I was doing some stalking of our favourite man. His lips are massive. No, no, well obviously he's had his lips. Oh that's why I look so shocked now. No, um, it's obvious like obviously I need to. You're gonna have to bleep all them names up by the. No. Um chuffing thingy. Have you seen his lips? If he's had his lips, then that's hilarious. Have you seen have you seen that photo and he's like right town, he's like pass give me a phone. His lips look enormous.

SPEAKER_02 11:05

You're gonna have to leap all them names out.

SPEAKER_06 11:08

Hello.

SPEAKER_02 11:09

Is it boop the fact I named three people before it actually got to him? Um the the first one, that's why I looked at it like that because I did think, are you dumb?

SPEAKER_06 11:19

I was gonna say he's obviously had his lips done.

SPEAKER_02 11:21

Have you used your eyes before, like Oppenham, maybe?

SPEAKER_06 11:24

He's terri he's a terrifying boy.

SPEAKER_02 11:25

He's terrible. He's the terri he is the terrifying He looks like he's had loads of work done.

SPEAKER_01 11:33

I think he's just pouting like a knob. He's bringing back duck lips. They are duck lips.

SPEAKER_06 11:47

It's a shame because he used to be right nice.

SPEAKER_01 11:51

I've actually got a story about him.

SPEAKER_06 11:54

Go for he's right a plant. He's right a plant. I thought you blocked him on Facebook.

SPEAKER_01 12:06

No, blocked him on Instagram and Snapchat, but I've got him on Facebook. And Snap No, you've got him on Snapchat as well.

SPEAKER_06 12:13

I'm thinking I have. In last episode that you said that you blocked him on Instagram and Facebook, but you've got him on Snapchat.

SPEAKER_02 12:20

Oh, I said it wrong. I blocked him on Insta Snapchat, Instagram, I've got him on Facebook. Sorry everyone, I've just lied.

SPEAKER_06 12:27

They have no clue what we're talking about.

SPEAKER_02 12:29

I've just shown him as well. Er blocked him on Snapchat, Instagram, I've got him on Facebook.

SPEAKER_06 12:37

Right, okay.

SPEAKER_01 12:39

Sorry about the confusion.

SPEAKER_06 12:45

Put that man at fear back in your pocket, babe. Sorry, I've just seen B while I were. Have you seen the new f what?

SPEAKER_02 12:57

I thought you were gonna say something else.

SPEAKER_06 12:58

Go on, what did you think of?

SPEAKER_02 13:00

The TikTok you sent me are in back in the day.

SPEAKER_04 13:03

Oh no, no, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_02 13:07

I'm all for younger versions of us and younger us. We do weird, cringy stuff that are just not normal. Normal. That's fine, people live, people grow. But pho, that really did cringe that really got me.

SPEAKER_06 13:20

It really upset me.

SPEAKER_02 13:21

It really, it really cringed me like that.

SPEAKER_06 13:23

It really. I can't even think about it. But the other day he posted like a I like it. He posted like a like a promo for his uh tour. Uh I think it's called The Wanted Man Tour. I was like, I would take it aback because it I didn't know it was gonna be like an advert and he posted on his Instagram and it was like, uh You guys wanna see me make a cake? I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah. I need give me a phone. I d sorry, give me a phone, I need to show you. Because I'd like I I showed my mum and I was like, I don't know if I'd like.

SPEAKER_02 14:08

Is it appropriate to be showing your mum?

SPEAKER_06 14:10

Oh I show my mum all sorts.

SPEAKER_02 14:12

Um and I don't want to scare my precious mum with stuff like that.

SPEAKER_06 14:18

Oh, I do, I think it's funny. Because my mum rate don't like him. I have ham.

SPEAKER_02 14:24

I think he's gorgeous when he went on that talk show and he randomly did a backflip, that were kinda enough for me.

SPEAKER_06 14:30

He was asked to though.

SPEAKER_02 14:32

I know, but if um I think it's because I'm jealous.

SPEAKER_06 14:36

That you Yeah, I saw your TikTok.

SPEAKER_02 14:38

I honestly wish I could do a backflip. Or me and Chanel when we were away were talking about what I've just done five backflips and no one knew. If I actually could do a backflip, I would just whip one out all the time.

SPEAKER_06 14:50

I do one here.

SPEAKER_02 14:50

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 14:51

But yeah, I showed my mum and I was like, I don't know if I like him less now after this. But then I've watched it over and over again. I was like, it's kind of growing on me, so I'm gonna reveal it to you. Are we allowed to show the peeps at home? Yeah, I'll just put some different music over it.

SPEAKER_03 15:08

Here's how I would make a cake.

SPEAKER_06 15:40

Watch again.

SPEAKER_02 15:42

I didn't it's not for me, so I don't think I I enjoy it.

SPEAKER_06 15:48

But I don't know if I enjoy it or if I really love it. I'm really confused about it. But I love it. My favourite part is where his back's out. My favourite part is when it stops.

SPEAKER_02 16:01

My favourite part is when you've moved out.

SPEAKER_06 16:02

When he's got his back turned.

SPEAKER_02 16:04

Yeah, he does something and he's like ah and he's sprinkling somewhere. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 16:08

I think he's gorgeous, me.

SPEAKER_02 16:10

He's not for me, and I think that that's probably why I don't I'm not bothered. Brilliant promo though.

SPEAKER_06 16:18

It's such a cutie tie. You're not like muscle.

SPEAKER_02 16:20

He genuinely genuinely looks like Arthur Shelby.

SPEAKER_06 16:23

Arthur Shelby.

SPEAKER_02 16:24

Peaky Blinders.

SPEAKER_01 16:27

Where's that bit right? That I actually can't grab. I think he's gorge. He's hot. Deadass looks like half a Shelby. He's hot and you've just said half a Shelby's hot. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 16:45

Yeah. He's not like a bad character, is he? He's not a villain.

SPEAKER_02 16:50

Well, there are villains because the gangsters they shoot everyone. Pew pew pew, but that's kinda hot.

SPEAKER_06 16:54

Yeah, he's hot.

SPEAKER_02 16:55

Killian Murphy's hot.

SPEAKER_06 16:56

I love No, Killian Murphy's not hot.

SPEAKER_02 16:59

In real life, no.

SPEAKER_06 17:01

Well when he was younger.

SPEAKER_02 17:02

Thomas Shelby of Peaky Blinders. You seen him?

SPEAKER_06 17:06

I haven't watched Peaky Blinders. But when he were on the first when he were on 28 Days Later, me and Eve watched that and oh my god, he's he's hot. But I feel like he's just aged like milk. Oh yeah, fair enough.

unknown 17:24

Fuck.

SPEAKER_02 17:25

I don't like smoking, but even with a cigarette in his mouth, that's the hottest thing I've ever seen. I think it's vile. One extinct, two go away.

SPEAKER_06 17:34

One, I love the smell.

SPEAKER_02 17:37

Two, I don't understand this.

SPEAKER_06 17:41

Eve same.

SPEAKER_02 17:42

Do you know people that like the smell of um the green?

SPEAKER_06 17:49

Cut grass. The green the green. Cutgrass, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 17:58

No, I thought you went like grass when it had been moored.

SPEAKER_06 18:02

It smells right nice, it smells like green. No, the green, okay. The green? I don't like the smell of that.

SPEAKER_02 18:06

People say, oh, I love the smell of it. That smells like dead ass B-O to me. Yeah. Stinks up absolute dog breath BO.

SPEAKER_06 18:14

Have you noticed most like lagers smell the exact same?

SPEAKER_02 18:18

Corona. Corona and uh Budweiser. And have you noticed it's all Budweiser. There's there's symbols on the thing, you know.

SPEAKER_06 18:28

Is there?

SPEAKER_02 18:29

Yeah. Because it smells that bad. But have you noticed how there they're only two in clear boss bottles?

SPEAKER_03 18:34

Blea black blea black bottle.

SPEAKER_02 18:37

Bleer black black clear glass bottles. And it's coarse, the sun affects it, so they need to be clear to get the sun in. That's why all the rest are like green. But there's uh desperado as well.

SPEAKER_01 18:51

That's another one.

SPEAKER_05 18:52

Oh yeah, I didn't know that. Ice cream.

SPEAKER_01 18:57

That's in a clear bottle as well. That's wise.

SPEAKER_05 18:59

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 19:00

Budweiser's in a brown bottle. I've got so confused. Budweiser. I were on about desperado. Alright. Desperado with the images on. And in the clear bottle, Budweiser in a brown bottle. Ignore that I said Budweiser.

SPEAKER_06 19:17

Um but yeah, I love the smell of smoke.

unknown 19:20

No.

SPEAKER_06 19:20

Like cigs. I w when we're on the cruise, I went out for a smoke break and then I came in and I sat next to Fee and she went, ma'am. Who in your love? She went.

SPEAKER_02 19:34

You stink.

SPEAKER_06 19:36

I went Oh sorry, Fee.

SPEAKER_02 19:38

They don't smoke cigs around her though.

SPEAKER_06 19:41

They don't smoke cigs. Anymore.

SPEAKER_02 19:43

Oh no, they're all vape nationers, aren't they?

SPEAKER_06 19:46

I vape when I'm sober, and then if I've had a drink, I'll smoke. Which is really bad.

SPEAKER_02 19:56

Um I've not been brought up around smoking though. No no one in my family smokes. My household family.

SPEAKER_06 20:03

Apart from Eve.

SPEAKER_02 20:05

It's only as I've got older I've been more exposed to it. But even then I'm not bothered.

SPEAKER_06 20:11

I used to nick Lucy's SIGs when I were in like year eight. And smoking bedroom bedroom window.

SPEAKER_00 20:20

Right near.

SPEAKER_06 20:22

Right near. No. But I was dragged into this vape nation kind of thing. Because uh my friend uh she vaped. Like I started started vaping smoking when I was like end of year seven, beginning of year eight. And it's because she was a vapour smoker. I was like, is she like, oh try it? And I was like, okay. And now here we are. I haven't stopped for seven no, not seven years. Seven years. Three and a half years. That's not actually that bad.

SPEAKER_02 20:58

I started in first year uni and it's only when I were drinking as well. So Brack Outstanding, I think, the viol.

SPEAKER_06 21:04

What are you six?

SPEAKER_02 21:05

Yeah, I think that absolutely disgusting. Like breathe air. Like breathe actual air. I do both. Um I can't claw. Uh and it roll until first year of uni. That when I started drinking, lads, lads, lads, and everyone were doing it around me. So then I started doing it when I was drinking and I couldn't stop.

SPEAKER_06 21:29

And you got a telling off.

SPEAKER_02 21:30

I got a shout, yeah, I got a shout out at my union. So we're doing like this singing exam, and I did it. In first, like beginning of first year. Yeah. Obviously, it sounded like an angel, she's not a twin. Um I meant Cecil. I meant Ceciline beyond.

SPEAKER_06 21:46

Well, even if I was go girls.

SPEAKER_02 21:50

And then at the end of year one, we had to do it again, and she said, Um, have we started smoking our vaping at all?

unknown 21:59

No.

SPEAKER_02 22:00

And I do verb sometimes when I've had a drink. She went, yeah, you can tell. Still just stared blank to him. That's really not. Sorry, it just really chokes me up sometimes.

SPEAKER_01 22:12

Stare blank at me, and I was like Get me a horrid photo to put up here. Hello.

unknown 22:23

Hiya.

SPEAKER_01 22:24

Hiya.

SPEAKER_02 22:28

Well, we're just uh finishing up the pod now. You're on it, by the way.

unknown 22:32

Hiya.

SPEAKER_02 22:35

Hiya. We have like ten more minutes and then I'm coming.

SPEAKER_01 22:40

Okay. Are you getting where?

SPEAKER_02 22:42

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 22:43

Awesome.

SPEAKER_02 22:44

Awesome.

SPEAKER_01 22:45

Okay then.

SPEAKER_02 22:46

Alright, see you soon.

SPEAKER_01 22:48

Bye guys.

SPEAKER_06 22:52

That was my thicker. Um, but yeah, that's and that we're only from like a year or like six months. Mine's been non-stop for about three. I wonder what my voice would've been like in its prime.

SPEAKER_02 23:05

She said I sound.

SPEAKER_06 23:06

Shame it's lost.

SPEAKER_02 23:06

She said I sound, and now I hate telling people this because of Jojo Fewa. She said it sounds raspier.

SPEAKER_06 23:14

Yeah, but w Jojo Sewa aside, I do look w raspy's nice sometimes.

SPEAKER_02 23:20

On the type of songs that I can sing what I do now.

SPEAKER_06 23:24

What do you do?

SPEAKER_02 23:25

Well, like Slee and Dion, Adele.

SPEAKER_06 23:27

Oh.

SPEAKER_02 23:28

I don't do Well, Adele. I don't do calm as a bitch.

SPEAKER_06 23:32

Adele smokes a lot.

SPEAKER_02 23:33

Yeah, and her voice is beautiful. Smoking affects people differently.

SPEAKER_06 23:38

Mine's obviously just not affecting mine's probably affecting me for the better.

SPEAKER_02 23:42

She might have done it years and then did vocal training as well. I've done vocal training then started.

SPEAKER_06 23:48

Yeah, so you can tell me. So we voice for a bit. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 23:50

By the way, if you're wondering what the hell's up with my voice now.

SPEAKER_06 23:53

Have you been smoking?

SPEAKER_02 23:54

No, it's because I've had a full week and a drinking. Oh right, yeah. And uh some reason my volume levels go up to the max branning, connect into the speaker at full volume, tag. Clonect.

SPEAKER_06 24:05

Clonect. You've got a boom brain. It's alright. I've got a boom brain. It's okay. But I look at it like a boom brain. I actually had a topic. Oh, did ya? We haven't had one of those in a while.

SPEAKER_02 24:23

I actually had quite a few.

SPEAKER_06 24:25

My leggers. And in me some slippers like that.

SPEAKER_02 24:29

Oh yeah, there's something left. Do you know when you said to me, Do you remember when you said coercive handwriting? Well, I looked in my notes to add these two things down. Coercive handwriting. I've even spelt it. I've even wrote it out. I th did I not put that in? No, I put that in. Oh, that's so funny. I know.

SPEAKER_06 24:50

We had the same topic.

SPEAKER_02 24:51

Yeah. Because I remember when you Hello? Hello? Oh, that was your note.

SPEAKER_06 25:00

I think that was my note.

SPEAKER_02 25:03

That topic's gone. Anyway, I just found that funeral, so I kept it in. Anyway, one of my topics, Chapel Row.

SPEAKER_06 25:12

Chapel mourn.

SPEAKER_02 25:13

Chapel moan. Chapel loud house mouth bitch.

SPEAKER_03 25:19

Natalie! Are you okay? She's not in my mouth! Yeah. She's wild.

SPEAKER_02 25:27

Are you for or against her? I'm against her. Thank you. That's grim. She's not that famous to be no one is that famous to be doing that.

SPEAKER_06 25:36

From about two a year ago.

SPEAKER_02 25:37

Yeah. Pink pony club, sit back on your pink pony and fuck off.

SPEAKER_06 25:41

Do you know what really pissed me off? This really annoyed me. Because do you know I will go with that other day? A few weeks ago, when she's outside of that restaurant with Guys, these people are following me. Yeah. That is that restaurant in Paris is where all of the celebs go. And she's like, I just want to be left alone. Don't fucking go there then. Go to Fucking Lanka. Don't deal with part you there. Not in Parli. Not please. Oh just finished it.

SPEAKER_02 26:12

Do you know what got me as well? Her fan. That was there and were videoing her. And she were going, I've told him to leave me alone. He's still here. Wave to the camera and he's actually waving. Yeah, because he don't know what he doesn't speak English. And he's like, oh my god. Yeah, so he's got that poor Ben. I know. Powerful. Or terrible. But did you hear about the little girl? The footballers.

SPEAKER_06 26:34

Also, thingy's daughter, his name's completely fucking gone.

SPEAKER_02 26:39

He's a footballer.

SPEAKER_06 26:40

No, but that's his that's her stepdad.

SPEAKER_02 26:43

Oh, I see. You're telling me she's got two minted dads.

SPEAKER_06 26:49

Yeah. Um What's it called? Nah. Him that were Have you seen the new like uh Just Eat adverts? And he's sat on the bench and he's going, uh, this isn't going anywhere, but this is.

SPEAKER_02 27:06

Yes.

SPEAKER_06 27:07

Him?

SPEAKER_02 27:08

That's quite funny that advertising is from Just Eat.

SPEAKER_06 27:11

I love that advert. I've really the actor.

SPEAKER_02 27:13

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 27:14

It's his daughter.

SPEAKER_02 27:15

Oh.

SPEAKER_06 27:16

But yes, this little girl's gone up to her and gone.

SPEAKER_02 27:20

And got a fucking balakin for a then got put then got punched in the face, speared, and got chucked down the aisle like by aisle. Yeah, do you know, like as do I? Like I'm shooting now.

SPEAKER_06 27:32

My travel run herself.

SPEAKER_02 27:34

She's been dumped into an ice bath, glass of champagne smashed over her head, off a cracking of cheeky smile. Like, if you're out there meching fans cry, making people that don't speak English really like Paul, you don't deserve to be famous. I do think we need to stop meching assholes famous.

SPEAKER_06 27:56

But all these people that she's having a go at, if these people didn't exist, she'd be on fucking streets. She wouldn't have any money. She would be no one. No one at all. And also, this, I don't know if this is true. Okay. Just to put that out there. But do you know how her whole like backstory is like, yeah, we lived in a trailer park, we didn't have much money. This fucking trailer park, this house that I have seen on the fucking on the TikTok, where I do believe it's real, because there was like a video and it was like a like a little documentary thing. Not like a but like a home video. Um and she's in this house, and it like, do you know when you're in a caravan park and there's the house that owns the caravan park?

SPEAKER_02 28:44

It was like a big massive farmhouse.

SPEAKER_06 28:47

It weren't a big massive farmhouse, but it were like a big like fancy like that's terrible cottage. And she was like, Yeah, we were poor living on in a trailer park. You fucking own the trailer park! I know I don't think she owned it. I don't know if she owned it, but it weren't it weren't a bad house. It was bigger than ours.

SPEAKER_02 29:07

That's terrible. Your house is quite big as well.

SPEAKER_06 29:09

I know.

SPEAKER_02 29:10

That's terrible.

SPEAKER_06 29:11

Fucking ridiculous. Um but yeah, do you know that I wasn't like if some plans had been changed, you wouldn't be here today with me. Because I wouldn't have been alive if a certain plan had been changed. Because my mum before before me, and then she ran about uh not adopting, fostering. This is very serious.

SPEAKER_02 29:43

I can't handle serious conversations.

SPEAKER_06 29:46

This is this is very serious. But yeah, she ran about fostering.

SPEAKER_02 29:51

Yeah, beautiful thing.

SPEAKER_06 29:52

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 29:53

And then she was like wait, fostering where she gets money and she gives them up.

SPEAKER_06 29:57

Yeah. Okay. And I don't know why I was there. It's okay, you're proper tearing up and all that. Are you sure you're not crying? Um I think I'm just uncomfortable. You don't mean this is fun. Um the first bit wasn't fun.

SPEAKER_02 30:11

I was saying that's what you said it out.

SPEAKER_06 30:15

Um but yeah, she went about fostering, and then she's like, I suppose we'll get another go before we start fostering. Out I came. Pirouetted out of womb. We pom poms. People say rainbow baby, I really was a fucking rainbow baby. Were you early? No. A rainbow baby is like a baby you have to. No, I know why do you think I was early? I think I was late.

SPEAKER_02 30:39

I was gonna say, um, it'd have been even funny if you were early because you proper stormed out then. But I was like two weeks late. I I had shelves. I had shelves and a wardrobe and everything in that place. I didn't want to leave.

SPEAKER_06 30:51

Oh la I don't think I had shelves and wardrobes in.

SPEAKER_02 30:57

I don't laptop and everything set up.

SPEAKER_06 30:59

Were you edited?

SPEAKER_02 31:00

Yeah. Slicking my hair back. Black and Grease. Yeah, then they tried to get me out.

SPEAKER_04 31:08

Oh, Sandy, don't make me laugh.

SPEAKER_02 31:10

Oh that out with my elbows.

unknown 31:14

Oh.

SPEAKER_06 31:17

Daddy! Dad it.

SPEAKER_02 31:20

Daddy It did sound like a sandy. I did! It said dad it. I did it that high my voice cracked. Sandy!

SPEAKER_06 31:29

Tell me about it. Stud. I saw a video the other day and it was like a montage of a baby kicking in a belly. I went I nearly fucking passed out. I I'm not even being like over dramatic. No like that ever bothers me. But there was one video and it was like pushing its arm out. I felt very I felt very faint.

SPEAKER_02 31:53

I will everything to do with the concept of birth. I think it's beautiful. The most natural thing ever. Well done to women for actually doing that.

SPEAKER_06 32:00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 32:01

I think it's fucking foul.

SPEAKER_06 32:02

To look at, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 32:03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 32:04

I can't the fact that there's a fucking human inside moving about with fucking sand there. Doing fucking Zumba classes. Uh and doing that, it won't.

unknown 32:16

Do you know?

SPEAKER_06 32:16

Do you look and chat it won't?

SPEAKER_02 32:18

I was about to say, do you know babies can poo it won't? I think it's really bad for 'em. They can it can like poison them.

SPEAKER_06 32:24

Yeah. Not surprised.

SPEAKER_02 32:26

Everything to do with birth creeps me out. I can't wait to be pregnant.

SPEAKER_06 32:30

I can.

SPEAKER_02 32:31

I think I'd look stunning. With a bump. I'd get loads of dresses.

SPEAKER_06 32:36

I'd glow. My boobs would be massive though. I don't think they can get any bigger. They grow when you're pregnant. I don't think they will. I'm terrified. I know. Anyway, me and my bump. Waddling round. Like one of them drag queens. Do you know when they've got the massive the massive ones that go out like that?

SPEAKER_02 32:56

Do you know if I ever get that? That's taking make. Like, they can't do that. I want a little cute bump. I don't want one of them massive ones.

SPEAKER_04 33:05

No, not the bump. Your boobs.

SPEAKER_02 33:07

Oh yeah, they're gonna be balloons. When the drag queens have the massive ones. Sorry, I fight when bumps. They're gonna be balloons. They're gonna be up here. Yeah. I'm actually not gonna be able to see.

SPEAKER_06 33:16

That's okay. Have you seen that video uh that photo of staff? And it's like a photo like under a baby bump. She's just got red blocking off.

SPEAKER_02 33:24

One thing that has it really annoyed me, really wound me up. So I was trying to get in contact with my GP.

SPEAKER_06 33:31

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 33:32

Uh last week.

SPEAKER_06 33:34

I want to do that to get my meningitis shot. I'm scared about all this. What?

SPEAKER_02 33:41

I'm not even gonna comment on that. What?

SPEAKER_01 33:44

It's in Kent. Oh, it's been spreading.

SPEAKER_02 33:51

Um just get me pill. That was on the one. Oh right, okay. I just want I've been out of my pill, but I just want like another three year worth, please.

SPEAKER_04 34:01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 34:03

Tell me why that's the hardest thing I've ever had to go through or do. Why have I got an AI woman talking to me through phone, not understanding when I said no?

SPEAKER_06 34:14

They've done techno for an answer.

SPEAKER_02 34:16

Honestly, I feel a bit worrying. I kind of was going, is this is this about a new R worsening problem? No. Are you there?

SPEAKER_01 34:26

Hello?

SPEAKER_02 34:27

Oh I yes, I'm here. No. Are you there? Oh so I actually I'm gonna have to like move the mic away. I actually end up going, oh god. I actually ended up sitting there going, no. My dad went downstairs and he like went off. My dad went downstairs, and they were like, What are you doing? I'm like, I'm 100 GP. He went, I bet he thought I didn't say AI, and I bet he thought that you were just spoken to her like that. And I went, fucking AI thing. Anyway, I still didn't get in contact. I entered the phone, I were on the phone to her for 30 minutes, my little AI woman.

SPEAKER_06 35:16

Just screaming no at her.

SPEAKER_02 35:17

For her to then go, have you got the NHS app? Yeah. Well you can order it from there.

SPEAKER_06 35:24

Can you? I didn't know that. I've got my NHS app, but I'm not connected to my GP on it. I don't know how to. I don't know how to work it.

SPEAKER_02 35:32

To be fair, I think I've like forgot all my passwords for my NHS app. I don't go on it. You know?

SPEAKER_06 35:39

I don't, but I did I wanted to go on it to try and get me my vaccine. Because I were having like a panic attack once. I was ew! I hate men. I was once talking to this boy, and I was like in my oodie, my red one.

SPEAKER_02 35:58

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_06 35:59

And I was just snapping him, and he was like, uh, what are you wearing? I went, my oodie. He went, have you got out under it? I was like, yeah, my fucking South Park pajamas. And he went, can you show me? I was like, why not? So I showed him my South Park pajamas. And then he went, uh, so like what's under that? This by the way, I just got my boobs here. My boob, my crap top. My jock strap. Um but yeah, he was like, like, can you show me what's under that? And he added me back two minutes ago. I was like, what I messaged him, I went, What are you doing? And he went, I just think you're really hot. I was like, nice, but you've known me for two minutes.

SPEAKER_02 36:41

I'm not giving you a nips look this time.

SPEAKER_06 36:43

I was gonna say, I'm not showing you my drop sharp until at least ten minutes in. And he went, sorry, I just think you're really hot. I was like, you need to fucking slow down. He was like, I'm sorry. And then I blocked him, because I was like, no. What the fuck?

SPEAKER_02 36:58

I think that's really immature. Do you know asking it for nudes? Nudes.

SPEAKER_06 37:03

I hate nudes.

SPEAKER_02 37:04

It's really immature. No one well I don't think so anyway. I don't think anyone my age asks for him anymore. One, they've either got girlfriends or partners. Um meetup with him. The meet up with him. And see. And three.

SPEAKER_05 37:21

It's weird. I hate nudes.

SPEAKER_02 37:24

Also, my mum like absolutely drilled it into me like as a young age, never to send men and never have. Because you we all know people that got spread round at school that terrified me.

SPEAKER_06 37:37

What are we gonna do when we both move away?

SPEAKER_02 37:40

I've literally been looking at like Manchester flats. I'm looking at them like every day now.

SPEAKER_06 37:43

Oh yeah. So what are you gonna do? Are you gonna just drive here every so often?

SPEAKER_02 37:50

Manchester's not that far.

SPEAKER_06 37:52

But what about when I move to LA?

SPEAKER_02 37:54

That's a massive you problem.

SPEAKER_06 37:56

Are we gonna Are we gonna have to do it over Zoom?

SPEAKER_02 38:01

Right.

SPEAKER_06 38:01

Oh no, there she goes. Don't don't don't do it, no, no, don't do it, Natalie, don't, don't. Oh no, there she goes. To take away my men. I'm begging her I am. Don't, don't, don't do it, no, no, don't do it, Natalie don't. I love Ray. Yeah, that person.

SPEAKER_01 38:27

What the hell is Matthew?

SPEAKER_06 38:28

She's got a song about you.

SPEAKER_02 38:30

Call Natalie.

SPEAKER_06 38:31

Call Natalie Don't.

SPEAKER_02 38:33

Runa Mars has got one called Natalie, but it like goes, you gold digging bitch!

SPEAKER_03 38:40

Watch how she is quick.

SPEAKER_04 38:42

You you gold digging bitch!

SPEAKER_03 38:45

Pretty little thing. Oh Natalie! She ran away with all that money. And she did it for fun.

SPEAKER_06 38:55

Oh uh, I was uh no I don't uh I'm having a actually a bang of that because I think shit, I didn't shit. Where's all this money I've run out from? I don't really listen to um I was gonna say Brian May, what the fuck is it called? Who? What what do you mean who?

SPEAKER_02 39:14

Who? Bruno Maas.

SPEAKER_06 39:15

Yeah, Bru Bruno Mars. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 39:16

You do not know who Brian May is? I'm shitting. We've established this a long time ago.

SPEAKER_06 39:21

We have. The guitarist of Queen.

SPEAKER_02 39:22

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_06 39:24

Um Bentham Moon actually uh brings them out on stage like all the time.

unknown 39:29

Okay.

SPEAKER_06 39:30

Which is so fucking random.

SPEAKER_02 39:31

I literally bring my ass everywhere I go, I don't get a round of applause, but I do, but as soon as you wax me like they're like it!

SPEAKER_06 39:45

Oh, yeah, my legs are out. I used to share my legs. I'd love to wax them. Oh I I used to share my legs all the time. I used to be baby smooth everywhere.

unknown 40:01

Bye.