SPEAKER_00 0:00

Where have you been? Oh my you were supposed to join in Laya Have your bed on my wrap cheap It's so much cheaper.

SPEAKER_08 0:30

Yeah I've got to hold these again now No guys we've got those mics back they just magically fix themselves sorry Sorry sorry I've just been very busy We're unprepared can you turn that timer on please sorry guys it's been a while since we've had to do this No Do I just press start?

SPEAKER_03 0:55

Let me look yeah Yeah Do you know Is it on?

SPEAKER_08 1:01

Yeah Do you know what that gate is? What where it says shot s where it says sort code is that where I put my sort code?

SPEAKER_03 1:14

I don't know.

SPEAKER_08 1:15

Have you not seen them?

SPEAKER_03 1:16

No. I'm sorry. Been on holiday though.

SPEAKER_08 1:20

Yes you have. Been to Benny Dom.

SPEAKER_03 1:22

Yeah It were actually like the holiday in itself was fabulous. Where we stayed I won't be going back, I won't be giving them my money.

SPEAKER_07 1:36

Why?

SPEAKER_03 1:37

Because it you know it was a zoo. Really fucking bad.

SPEAKER_08 1:42

What do you mean a zoo?

SPEAKER_03 1:43

It was a zoo.

SPEAKER_08 1:44

Your hotel was a zoo.

SPEAKER_03 1:45

So it's a resort, it's called Magic Natura. And uh we was in we had a little house which was tiny by the way, it was one room and a bathroom.

SPEAKER_08 1:59

What between all of you?

SPEAKER_03 2:01

Me, my mum and my dad.

SPEAKER_08 2:03

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_03 2:04

But me and my dad snore?

SPEAKER_08 2:06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 2:07

Mum were throwing things at everyone. Mum was just chucking mugs.

SPEAKER_08 2:11

I can't stand snoring though. I'd kick off.

SPEAKER_03 2:14

It's it's something us men can't help.

SPEAKER_08 2:17

I know people can't help it, but I actually think snoring's the most selfish thing you could do. It honestly sets another anger in me. I could get violent.

SPEAKER_03 2:27

It does with me when it's not me.

SPEAKER_08 2:30

Yeah, I think it's true. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 2:32

Like it's alright when I do it.

SPEAKER_08 2:33

Like, you do not need to flex that bad that you're asleep.

SPEAKER_04 2:37

Like, we don't we know you're in REM.

SPEAKER_08 2:39

Like, we know you're having a deep sleep. You don't need to like brag verbally. Like it's actually We don't mean to. It honestly pisses me off so bad. I value sleep as well. If I lose like ten minutes, I'm a devil the next day.

SPEAKER_03 2:58

I don't get that much sleep. Do you like nocturnal though? I message you at like four in the morning and go, when you come in.

SPEAKER_08 3:09

Me.

SPEAKER_03 3:11

Snoring. This one strand of hair is really fucking pissing me off.

SPEAKER_08 3:18

Yeah, it's a little bit crazy today, what's going on?

SPEAKER_03 3:20

It's fucking annoying, mate. Well, so I was looking after the Frank, and then Eve came back, so I was like, okay, I need to live in the shower. I had 45 minutes before you came. My showers are normally like four, five, six hours. Um so I was like rushed. So then I was gonna curl. But then I was like, no. So but so this is what we're dealing with.

SPEAKER_08 3:48

Love it.

SPEAKER_03 3:49

I don't i I just keep feeling this one bang.

SPEAKER_08 3:53

Mine does that. Ma bang.

SPEAKER_03 3:55

Mine separates and it pisses me off.

SPEAKER_08 3:57

Yeah, mine separates at the root.

SPEAKER_03 4:00

But yeah, so this magic natura, it was a zoo. It was. And these zoo, these exhibits were like a prox that big for like a fucking elephant. Uh there was hardly any more water for them. So I was like. And I said to my mum, I went, we can't give these people our money again. We can't we can't come here, we can't support it. Told so about it.

SPEAKER_08 4:30

She went on. That is the worst person to ever discuss that way.

SPEAKER_03 4:36

I would by lyric, it were after my granddad's do. I were I were upset, I were thinking about it, so I were getting upset. I went, so I'm actually surprised she I'm surprised now it's been prone on Facebook.

SPEAKER_08 4:49

Somebody should do something about this. She'll not remember. True. True. That's awful. I see all them things on like do you like Thailand? It's like the elephant resort. And I would love to go do that and then actually kind of found out to train. Right. Is it giving me flashbacks?

SPEAKER_03 5:10

Yeah. Carry on.

SPEAKER_08 5:13

In order to like train an elephant, what they have apparently done, you've got to break their will. That's how you train an elephant.

SPEAKER_03 5:20

Where's their will?

SPEAKER_08 5:21

Is in like their will, as in like what they personally have, like their emotion.

SPEAKER_03 5:26

Oh, I think it meant like a bone.

SPEAKER_08 5:27

No, no, no.

SPEAKER_03 5:33

I was like, where is the willpower? That in the spine.

SPEAKER_08 5:37

No, it's in like their willpower. Like their They've given up on life.

SPEAKER_03 5:43

Cute.

SPEAKER_08 5:43

Yeah. That's basically what it is. No one's coming to visit me. Yeah, I really wanted to go to Thailand and see the elephants, and someone told me that, and I was like To be fair, in the elephant thing in Benny Dalm, it was huge.

SPEAKER_03 6:02

But also for elephant, like it was huge for us to look at. But for elephants, they're quite Elephants are huge. They are. So I feel like that wouldn't be big enough for them.

SPEAKER_08 6:11

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 6:13

Also, two uh all-inclusive holidays in I'm gonna just put this on silence, sorry. In a year for me, and it's uh well it's gonna cost me some fucking money in the next five days because nothing fits me anymore. My suit for the fucking charity ball does not fit me because I've put on so much fucking weight. My trousers don't fit me, my fucking suit jacket don't fit me. It's not it's not looking at the body.

SPEAKER_08 6:44

That's a problem, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 6:46

It's in what day is it today?

SPEAKER_08 6:48

It's Tuesday. It's Tuesday today as charity ball is on Saturday. And Sam's not gonna suit. I yeah.

SPEAKER_03 6:58

Three days and an afternoon.

SPEAKER_08 7:00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 7:03

When does it start?

SPEAKER_08 7:04

7 pm. So you've got half a day. I really won't leave it till Saturday though.

SPEAKER_03 7:10

Um no I'm gonna try not to. Well, I've got so Jordan's come up. My sister's boy. And he dropped off some trousers.

SPEAKER_08 7:19

He's way taller than you.

SPEAKER_03 7:22

I don't think he is. And plus I'm going in my Cuban eels. So I'll be tall anyway.

SPEAKER_08 7:32

You are?

SPEAKER_03 7:32

In my Cuban eels. Um, but my granddad uh John he also had this suit that is now in the concept. I'm a bit fucking cold here. You do seem very bunged up. It's because I've uh r suddenly uh developed allergies to the cat.

SPEAKER_08 7:56

You've also actually got like cut bags.

SPEAKER_03 8:01

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_08 8:01

No, you've got like darkened eyes which you normally don't have. I actually noticed that in there. But I thought I bet you've not been sleep.

SPEAKER_03 8:09

I went to sleep at 4am. Woke up at about 11, 6. I wasn't that bad.

SPEAKER_08 8:15

That's terrible. Why are you gonna sleep at that time?

SPEAKER_03 8:21

I had a coffee.

SPEAKER_08 8:23

I went to bed at 12 because I was working late.

SPEAKER_03 8:26

I'm working late.

SPEAKER_08 8:27

I woke up at 9. I had a solid nine hours and no joke, I'm knocked.

SPEAKER_03 8:32

I had six hours and I'm feeling alive.

SPEAKER_08 8:35

I'm feeling alive. I'm feeling alive.

SPEAKER_03 8:37

I'm feeling alive.

SPEAKER_08 8:39

Um when you went to Benny Dorm, I went to London.

SPEAKER_03 8:43

You did?

SPEAKER_08 8:44

I did. See my friend Brody. Hi Brody.

SPEAKER_03 8:47

Hi Brody. Why are you saying it like that? Brody. Is it from the London? Is it is it the accent picked up from the London?

SPEAKER_08 8:55

The London. Oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_03 8:57

Did you go on the eye?

SPEAKER_08 8:59

No.

SPEAKER_03 9:00

That's shit.

SPEAKER_08 9:01

We went into Richmond and Chelsea.

SPEAKER_03 9:04

Sausage.

SPEAKER_08 9:07

Richmond sausage. I will like Chelsea sausage.

SPEAKER_05 9:11

Chelsea sausage.

SPEAKER_08 9:12

Oh like what's who's a Chelsea sausage? Er and honestly, the accents were uh quite shocking.

SPEAKER_03 9:22

In a good way or a bad way?

SPEAKER_08 9:24

As in what on earth? I refuse to believe them type of people exist.

SPEAKER_03 9:29

In a good way or a bad way.

SPEAKER_08 9:31

I like I'll just tell you. Oh yeah. So walking down the street.

SPEAKER_03 9:35

And I like proper cockney.

SPEAKER_08 9:37

No.

SPEAKER_03 9:37

Oh.

SPEAKER_08 9:38

Even better. Oh. I like the fucking queen.

SPEAKER_03 9:41

Oh.

SPEAKER_08 9:43

So that's lit. This was one of the times that I went with mum and dad. So we're walking down the street. And this girl said behind us, The living nanny wasn't well today. So there was no one to iron my trousers. So I had to wear my longs. What a long. What a longs. And by the way, she had the white linen trousers on.

SPEAKER_03 10:07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 10:08

What the fuck are longs? They're trousers. I had to wear my longs. One, a living nanny. What? Can she not iron? I feel like ironing's actually a proper vital. Even I can iron. Yeah, it says a lot of that.

SPEAKER_03 10:23

I know.

SPEAKER_08 10:24

And what are longs?

SPEAKER_03 10:26

What the fuck are longs? What the fuck are longs? Well my mind went to like long johns.

SPEAKER_08 10:31

Who were they?

SPEAKER_03 10:33

Them like tight fucking things.

SPEAKER_08 10:35

Oh see yours white linen, white trousers. They're just white trousers. I can't wear my jots today. And she held a handbag by the handle with her hand. So that pissed me off as well.

SPEAKER_03 10:56

How would you hold it?

SPEAKER_08 10:57

My shoulder.

SPEAKER_03 10:59

Oh.

SPEAKER_08 10:59

Shoulder or my like Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 11:03

And your flowers?

SPEAKER_08 11:04

And my flowers. She had it by hand. That pissed me off.

SPEAKER_03 11:10

And she's wearing sunglasses. Yeah. I I can picture her. Was she blonde? Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 11:16

Sunglasses blonde, white like frilly.

SPEAKER_03 11:20

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 11:20

Like a white. Like knitted uh not knitted lace.

SPEAKER_03 11:27

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 11:27

Lace thing on. With a pink little I can imagine her very clearly. Yeah, and white linen. She looked very lovely.

SPEAKER_03 11:35

Did she look fierce?

SPEAKER_08 11:36

No, she looked cute.

SPEAKER_03 11:38

Okay.

SPEAKER_08 11:39

She reminded me of League of the Blonde.

SPEAKER_03 11:41

Okay.

SPEAKER_08 11:43

But then she spoke. And I thought, you're just dick. You're just an absolute idiot.

SPEAKER_03 11:47

I can't p thing p she can't iron. Yeah, but she's rich.

SPEAKER_08 11:52

Idiot.

SPEAKER_03 11:53

She lives in London.

SPEAKER_08 11:54

Yeah, clearly rich. Chelsea. Clearly rich.

SPEAKER_03 11:58

I thought Chelsea was like made in Chelsea.

SPEAKER_08 12:03

Quite quite rich. Richmond specially is rich as well. Lovely area.

SPEAKER_03 12:08

I don't know my way around London, I've never been, but I thought Chelsea was like Essex area.

SPEAKER_08 12:13

No no no. Completely different places. No no no. And then there were another boy. Top hat on.

SPEAKER_05 12:23

Oh.

SPEAKER_08 12:23

Large black top hat, waistcoat, ball attire. With a top hat.

SPEAKER_03 12:30

Charity ball?

SPEAKER_08 12:31

Charity ball attire top hat.

SPEAKER_03 12:33

Okay.

SPEAKER_08 12:34

And uh you were walking and went, Oh my god, we was absolutely slaughtered. Like, honestly, I've never been that drunk. And then my mum turned around to me and went, what on carbonara, what's crazy.

unknown 12:52

What?

SPEAKER_03 12:54

I bet they don't even get that drunk though. I bet they don't get as drunk as like people around here do.

SPEAKER_08 13:00

The state of that boy. He's not legally allowed alcohol. He had Harry Potter glasses on.

SPEAKER_04 13:06

A wand.

SPEAKER_08 13:07

Yeah bit, yay big. Honestly, yay big.

SPEAKER_04 13:10

Top hat was yay big.

SPEAKER_08 13:13

Yeah. Top hat gave him his height. He honestly, he was petite. Like, so small. River Island petite section. Talking about getting slaughtered. You've never you've never seen that.

SPEAKER_03 13:26

He wrote fucking WKDs.

SPEAKER_08 13:28

Not even. He was on milk.

SPEAKER_03 13:30

He was on warm milk.

SPEAKER_04 13:31

He was getting pissed off J2O.

SPEAKER_08 13:34

Hammered. But the best one, said the best one till last.

SPEAKER_02 13:38

Okay.

SPEAKER_08 13:39

This time went, was in a pub waiting with my pike because it had a hole in it. So I was like, excuse me, it's got a hole in it. Can I have a different cup? Sorted that out. And this girl was next to me, and she I could see her at the corner of my eye, like looking at me like.

SPEAKER_04 14:05

That's terrifying. Like fucking the thing of goosebumps.

SPEAKER_08 14:14

This one me after like a buzz ball and quite a few shots. I was quite brave at this point. And she went, can I just say something crazy? And I was like, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 14:32

I love crazy.

SPEAKER_08 14:35

I love crazy. I didn't even think of that. I just went, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 14:38

Start singing it, yeah.

SPEAKER_08 14:40

I just did the full song out. We even need to do another sentence. I was gonna put the all part. She just stood there.

SPEAKER_04 14:53

Oh, go on.

SPEAKER_08 14:54

And she went, uh, and I went, yeah. She went, Your boobs are massive. Went and went, I know. Why would she say that? Freshly 18, she was very young. And she like went, I've not got big boobs. She hadn't proper like proper like buttons.

SPEAKER_03 15:18

Did you go yeah, no?

SPEAKER_08 15:20

That's just her. I went, I've not got no boobs. I'm like Because she didn't, she won't, she weren't liking.

SPEAKER_04 15:27

We just nodded like Yeah, like yeah.

SPEAKER_08 15:31

And she went, but my mummy says that they'll oh I've got the accent. My mummy said that they'll come in soon. And I went, I've been wearing bras since I was like seven-year-old. I think you've missed your train to be honest.

SPEAKER_01 15:46

Did you say that to her?

SPEAKER_08 15:48

And she went. Well I'm at the first day. I went, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 15:56

She's living down there if she can afford it.

SPEAKER_08 15:59

Well I thought that with ac with an accent like that. And a mummy. Alt's possible. Alt's possible these days with a mummy.

SPEAKER_03 16:05

With mummy? With mummy's money. Daddy got me a Range Rover, but I don't like the colour.

SPEAKER_08 16:11

I don't like the colour, so I sent him our boobs are massive. Well that I didn't have to be. I don't have no boobs. But my mummy said that they'll come in soon.

SPEAKER_01 16:22

You just tell your mummy to stop lying to you.

SPEAKER_08 16:25

You're 18, darling. I've been growing these since year three primary. Actual fact, though, you know. Actual fact. I've been having this backache since year three.

SPEAKER_03 16:39

Me too.

SPEAKER_08 16:40

Sad sometimes.

SPEAKER_03 16:41

Me too.

SPEAKER_08 16:42

So yeah, the whole entire London trip, I just kept doing that accent because I thought it was fucking hilarious.

SPEAKER_03 16:46

I'd get pissed off. Because do you know if if people were like like just going past on the phone, just flaunting the money about, like, acting like it's casual, like going, my god, why am I my living nanny? My living nanny and the light just acting like it's normal and I'm the aren't.

SPEAKER_08 17:07

She said that as if like that were the most normal, as if everyone had a living nanny.

SPEAKER_03 17:15

I don't.

SPEAKER_08 17:16

I don't.

SPEAKER_03 17:16

Mine's my mum.

SPEAKER_08 17:17

Mine's my mum. Sometimes I feel like the fucking living nan.

SPEAKER_03 17:29

I've miss this. I've miss this.

SPEAKER_08 17:33

So that was my London experience.

SPEAKER_03 17:36

I really fancy queso at the moment.

SPEAKER_08 17:41

Shit, my names, remember?

SPEAKER_03 17:42

Is it like a streamer?

SPEAKER_08 17:44

Ink queso sauce. It's a sauce in America that they put with Chipotle.

SPEAKER_03 17:49

You're thinking of quesadilla.

SPEAKER_08 17:51

No, I'm not, because that's a rat from Mexico. I just said a sauce from America. Queso sauce?

SPEAKER_03 17:59

I've heard of Quilsadella. Quillella Chapole Chapo.

SPEAKER_08 18:09

What's it called?

SPEAKER_03 18:10

Queso. Queso we're called Chapo.

SPEAKER_08 18:13

Queso Kerado.

SPEAKER_03 18:16

So how how are you spelling queso?

SPEAKER_08 18:19

C A S O No.

SPEAKER_03 18:23

C A S E O H. You should know this.

SPEAKER_08 18:27

Why should I? E S H O Let me look.

SPEAKER_03 18:38

I've just spelled it how you've said. How did you spell it? Fuck off, Sam.

SPEAKER_04 18:45

Let me find a metaphor. That's the first. No. Let me find a metaphor. When it is him.

SPEAKER_08 18:55

I'm concerned.

SPEAKER_04 18:57

He's just cute.

SPEAKER_08 19:01

I don't know why I just sat back like that. Like I've just nearly brought the back of the back.

SPEAKER_03 19:04

Not that though. Not that.

SPEAKER_08 19:08

What is he? Is he a streamer?

SPEAKER_03 19:09

Yeah. He's just cute. Like look. He's just cute. Not that though. But look, he's just cute.

SPEAKER_08 19:26

No pictures that you're showing me right now are giving cute. I'll show you cute. I'll put a picture of me.

SPEAKER_03 19:36

Not Mona Lisa one. Yeah. I'll show you cute.

SPEAKER_08 19:40

Cut out me struggling to spell fucking Justin Bieber,'s innit? That's cute.

SPEAKER_03 19:45

It's really not.

SPEAKER_08 19:46

Oh. I fancy him so bad. So as we all know, Coachella's been a massive thing.

SPEAKER_03 19:54

Yeah, and he's set with shit. Wait, and just watching YouTube.

SPEAKER_08 19:58

It was a bit shit. Right. It were honestly giving Let's Smoke and watch YouTube. Yeah. That's what it would give him. But I did like the fact, because he said the whole concept was showing the journey that him and his fans have been on from a young age. But you're at fucking Coachella, mate.

SPEAKER_03 20:17

No.

SPEAKER_08 20:17

You need to perform, you can't just sit there watching yourself like a vain cow. You can't do that. That's honestly given me going on my own Instagram acting like I don't know who I am to see what I think.

SPEAKER_03 20:28

That's what I do with my TikTok though. Um Bear with. Uh so uh it went up there. It did it flu background bounce off of that wall.

SPEAKER_08 20:46

Yeah, and then straight in my eye I felt it.

SPEAKER_03 20:48

Pink eye.

SPEAKER_08 20:49

Pink eye.

SPEAKER_03 20:50

Um have you heard of the AI remixing feature on TikTok?

SPEAKER_08 20:54

No, I don't I no I saw you post about this, but I don't know where that is.

SPEAKER_03 20:58

So basically, TikTok have brought in an AI remixing feature. I've just fucking repeated myself. Um on it's it's not giving you like an easy thing to opt in or opt out like you can't turn it off in your settings. They've put it on every single video and turned it on so that they can like AI can collect your likeness and make like videos and pictures based off of what you look like.

SPEAKER_08 21:31

Shut up.

SPEAKER_03 21:32

So you to say you post three times a day, you have to go through every single one of your if you care about it, you have to turn it off on every single one of your videos and your drafts and your private videos. I've had to do it, and I don't post as much as you do in it.

SPEAKER_08 21:50

That's terrible.

SPEAKER_03 21:53

Very, very bad.

SPEAKER_08 21:54

That's very bad. That should be a thing that you walked in on. But even then all the folks were not.

SPEAKER_03 22:00

Well it'll be it'll have been in like terms conditions like a few months ago. And nobody fucking reads them.

SPEAKER_08 22:09

Honestly, they should start telling people to read them.

SPEAKER_06 22:12

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 22:12

But who can be asked? Who's got time? I'm not sitting through 1.6 to 1.15 that goes to 15.8. I'm not doing that.

SPEAKER_03 22:21

What?

SPEAKER_08 22:22

That's how I like the list goes it like goes 1.1, 1.2, to like 1.8. Because you like that. And then it goes like 15.

SPEAKER_03 22:31

You might as well read the entire Bible.

SPEAKER_08 22:33

Honestly. And I ain't got time for that either.

SPEAKER_03 22:36

No. Have you started reading uh Game of Thrones yet?

SPEAKER_08 22:38

No, I'm still reading my other book.

SPEAKER_03 22:40

What are you reading?

SPEAKER_08 22:41

It's called Confess.

SPEAKER_03 22:51

What's it about? Confessions. I feel like you've told me.

SPEAKER_08 22:55

What's about confessions? But it's console.

SPEAKER_03 22:58

Like in a church?

SPEAKER_08 22:59

No. So it's an art gallery and he has a box of people's confessions and he makes pictures out of their confessions. Speaking of We gasped at the same time.

SPEAKER_03 23:11

We're not even I'm not even speaking of though when I said this. Completely off topic. Um The new Do you watch American Horror Story?

SPEAKER_08 23:19

No. No. Tried her once, it was shit.

SPEAKER_03 23:26

Which one did you watch though?

SPEAKER_08 23:27

I don't know. Honestly don't know. It was so confusing.

SPEAKER_03 23:30

Did you watch it from the first episode?

SPEAKER_08 23:33

No, I got told to watch a different episode one to follow it like in a storyline.

SPEAKER_03 23:39

Freak did you watch Freak Show? I don't know. Were they in a circus?

SPEAKER_08 23:43

No, they were in a house.

SPEAKER_03 23:44

Murder House. That's season one. I didn't really like Murder House. You need to watch season three. It's about witches. I feel like you'll like that.

SPEAKER_08 23:53

Apparently like so my friend Grace always says you need to actually watch it because I'd apparently I'd really like it.

SPEAKER_03 23:59

You would. It's good. Anyway, the To be fair, m this story now you won't actually gear shit. But I'm gonna I'm gonna let it rip anyway.

SPEAKER_08 24:11

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 24:11

So the coming out with the new season, season 13, the last 13 seasons. Yeah, but you don't need to watch them all. They're all a different story. But watch Apocalypse. Uh no, watch Coven before you watch Apocalypse. Um Yeah, they're all different stories. Um it's the 13th season, the final season, the last season ever. And they've got the entire of the original cast back into it. Original cast. I don't know, she were in what? She was in the season she was in like last season. She was in season twelve. There's no original bag. She is an OG. Everyone hated that season, but I thought it was quite good. Was she good? Yeah, but she plays the same she plays herself. And she plays herself in um What was the new thing?

SPEAKER_08 25:12

Keeping up with the Kardashians.

SPEAKER_03 25:13

No. That's a doc you. She doesn't play a character. She does, she plays herself.

SPEAKER_08 25:20

She's not a Doc Martin.

SPEAKER_03 25:21

It's a Doc.

SPEAKER_08 25:22

It's a Doc.

SPEAKER_03 25:23

Um no, it was called Alfair. She was in a show called called Alfair. And she was like a lawyer. That was good.

SPEAKER_08 25:31

That's her.

SPEAKER_03 25:32

I know.

SPEAKER_08 25:33

Well it's not because she didn't complete the bar, but shade, shade.

SPEAKER_03 25:40

Shade, shade. Ariana Grande's in the new season though.

SPEAKER_08 25:45

She some oh my god. One of my friends messaged me, I actually knew that. Um and it sent me a picture of um it were Erin Grande, this man and another woman, so I'm assuming it's them from American horror stars. And he put, Oh my god, she'd done acting once and now she's a full actress. She was an actress before she were a fucking singer.

SPEAKER_03 26:09

Although I haven't seen this photo that it ran about. Yeah, because she were in like fucking Salmon Cart.

SPEAKER_08 26:17

Victorious.

SPEAKER_03 26:19

What am I what what's Salmon Cart?

SPEAKER_08 26:20

Salmon Cart, no, you are right. Uh Cat off Victorious. Salmon Cat.

SPEAKER_03 26:27

You are right. I did watch it with a child, but no, when he put that I thought.

SPEAKER_08 26:34

You know nothing.

SPEAKER_03 26:36

You know nothing, John Snow. Oh, immigrate.

SPEAKER_08 26:41

Fucking love that TV show. Honestly it gets me going.

SPEAKER_03 26:47

Love.

SPEAKER_08 26:50

Oh, sorry, I just lied. Fuck fucker in law.

SPEAKER_05 27:01

What?

SPEAKER_08 27:05

Fucker in law.

SPEAKER_03 27:06

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_08 27:07

And it was like that picture.

SPEAKER_03 27:09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 27:10

And quote unquote, turning into a proper actress now. Who said this? Jacob from work. From up there. So I literally put she was an actress before I sing her. Exclamation mark.

SPEAKER_00 27:22

Fuck.

SPEAKER_08 27:23

Fuck. What the fucker? You put that to her now like. Where have you been?

SPEAKER_00 27:34

Oh my. You were supposed to join in.

SPEAKER_07 27:45

Have you all been on the Enough.

SPEAKER_08 27:49

Enough now. It's getting so silly.

SPEAKER_03 27:52

It's getting so silly.

SPEAKER_08 27:54

Um back to what I was saying about Coachella.

SPEAKER_03 27:57

Coachella. Coachella, Coachella. Did you see Slater's performance?

SPEAKER_08 28:04

We have very different music takes. Cranky!

SPEAKER_02 28:06

Uh I keep my finger on a trigger. I'm so wet, my husband. If I get drunk, might have to ring her. She picks up, then we fuck. I get so gay off that to keep. Uh oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

SPEAKER_08 28:21

She's so wet she had to put down that trigger and call her.

SPEAKER_03 28:25

I'm so wet, my husband. If I get drunk, might have to ring her. She picks up, then we fuck. I get so gay off that tequila.

SPEAKER_08 28:33

Love tequila.

SPEAKER_03 28:34

I need some dick for Tuesday.

SPEAKER_08 28:36

Oh my god, it's Tuesday today.

SPEAKER_03 28:40

Shit, I forgot to. Slater! Do you not listen to Slater then?

SPEAKER_08 28:45

No.

SPEAKER_03 28:46

I know who does.

SPEAKER_08 28:48

Who?

SPEAKER_03 28:49

Drew. Does not surprise me, that's very Drew vibe. Because he once reposted the same post as me and it was a Slater song. I think it was Dance by Slater. Dance. I kinda hate you more. It doesn't matter, let me dance.

SPEAKER_08 29:08

We've got very different music tastes. I don't like songs that are really vulgar. Enough.

SPEAKER_03 29:22

We don't bully.

SPEAKER_08 29:23

I listened to Justin B oh, don't like her.

SPEAKER_03 29:27

No fucking freak.

SPEAKER_08 29:29

That's too much. Yeah, but if I wow.

SPEAKER_03 29:36

We don't like her though. No, she's a fucking.

SPEAKER_08 29:38

She's really disappointed an entire nation. I hope she knows that.

SPEAKER_03 29:43

I hate her.

SPEAKER_08 29:44

And I'm glad she's lost millions of people.

SPEAKER_03 29:47

Stupid fucking wigs. And her stupid fucking face. And a fucking fucking ass.

SPEAKER_00 29:51

Kill him.

unknown 29:52

Kill him.

SPEAKER_00 29:52

And a fucking little ass. Fucker. Little ass. Little ass. Flat. Flat flatty.

SPEAKER_03 30:01

Flatty.

SPEAKER_08 30:02

Uh yes, Coachella.

SPEAKER_03 30:04

Yeah, sorry.

SPEAKER_08 30:05

So I've seen obviously all the get ready for the day one at Coachella with me. All of them shitty posts. And I've also seen so many people complaining. So these morphos are influencers, so they get flown out.

SPEAKER_03 30:22

Yeah, like we did.

SPEAKER_08 30:23

Yeah, yeah, we got flown out.

SPEAKER_03 30:26

I weren't actually at Benny Dog. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_08 30:28

We're at Coachella.

SPEAKER_03 30:29

I was at the coach. I was at Coachy.

SPEAKER_08 30:32

I was at Coachella.

SPEAKER_01 30:33

I was at Coachy.

SPEAKER_08 30:34

And you just didn't see any get ready with me because I didn't want you to see what I was wearing. And I just didn't want anyone to know I was there.

SPEAKER_01 30:45

Everyone to find me. On the pap.

SPEAKER_08 30:49

I'm there. Um but all these people like uh so we've got the creative pass, we have got the influencer pass, and honestly, the general admission is just so much easier to get into because why am I waiting 10 minutes in a line? Who the fuck do you think you are?

SPEAKER_03 31:07

Bear in mind here we have to wait 30 minutes to get an ice cream.

SPEAKER_08 31:10

Bear in mind, I had to pull over in the drive-thru at McDonald's so they can make my cheeseburger.

SPEAKER_04 31:18

Do you remember when we brought when I broke down?

SPEAKER_08 31:24

So I'm brought down in McDonald's drive-thru.

SPEAKER_03 31:29

That was so embarrassing. And the w the worst thing was it wasn't even the fact that we were just just stuck there at the fucking speaker. You didn't get any food. We didn't get any food, and my dad was just talking like, yeah, uh, brought brought down now.

SPEAKER_08 31:50

Brock down now.

SPEAKER_03 31:53

We got in and this last we're talking, and my dad was like, uh yeah, sorry, just give us a minute, love, because uh car's acting funny. And then two minutes later she goes, can I take your hand now? She goes, he goes, Brought down now.

SPEAKER_04 32:08

So I got out of the car and all the workers come outside. I'm not faffing about my no car. So all these workers are just pushing my dad into like a parking space on the side of fucking car park, and I'm just strolling behind him like this. Feet out when that no, I was I was out of the car.

SPEAKER_03 32:23

My dad kicked me out of the car for some reason. So I was just walking behind all these men pushing pushing my dad away from me. Why did you I don't know.

SPEAKER_08 32:32

I would have hidden the boom. My fear did that though about McDonald's. McClutch went.

SPEAKER_03 32:39

It's McDonald's.

SPEAKER_08 32:40

It is, honestly.

SPEAKER_03 32:41

It's cursed. Speaking of curses, guess where I'm going soon? A party. And not just any party. The last time I went to this specific party for this specific person for this specif I can't say that word, you know. Pacific.

SPEAKER_08 33:02

Specific.

SPEAKER_03 33:03

Spi fake. You just fake.

SPEAKER_08 33:05

You just fake.

SPEAKER_03 33:07

Um, yeah, for this specific event. Guess what happened to little old Sam?

SPEAKER_08 33:13

Did you get wasted?

SPEAKER_03 33:15

Well yeah, but little old little old drunk Sam. Yeah, you he got possessed by Patricia. Shit, she came after you. And he whipped out his Elvis moves.

SPEAKER_08 33:26

Thought you were gonna say something else.

SPEAKER_03 33:28

No. Oh my nudity. Oh, that was like ten minutes before. And that's when this little thing happened.

SPEAKER_08 33:37

Oh no.

SPEAKER_03 33:38

When I died, and now I'm going back there again.

SPEAKER_08 33:42

Or just didn't do that thing.

SPEAKER_03 33:45

I can't help it sometimes.

SPEAKER_08 33:47

It just it just When the tequila makes you gay.

SPEAKER_03 33:50

I get so gay off that tequila and then I turn to Elvis. Elvis wasn't gay, was he? If he was, then I'm disappointed.

SPEAKER_08 34:01

He really needed to like work on that. Like that can't happen.

SPEAKER_03 34:04

No, I don't think he won't no, because he went out with um Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_04 34:11

He went out with what was you called? And there was that film about uh and it he was played by like Jacob Alordy and he goes I'm gonna be a daddy.

SPEAKER_08 34:22

I've never seen it, but apparently that film's really sad.

SPEAKER_01 34:25

Is it?

SPEAKER_08 34:26

Uh huh.

SPEAKER_03 34:27

Uh oh, I'm gonna be a daddy.

SPEAKER_08 34:29

I don't think you were gay.

SPEAKER_03 34:30

No, I don't think you were gay.

SPEAKER_08 34:31

But if he was, that's okay. Queen. And you and you him, and you and you him.

SPEAKER_03 34:40

Uh not Taryn Edgett Egaton. Is it Edgetton or Egaton?

SPEAKER_08 34:43

You're really asking the wrong person.

SPEAKER_03 34:44

Taran Edgerton. Oh yeah, I'm asking the wrong person.

SPEAKER_08 34:48

Massively asking the wrong person.

SPEAKER_03 34:49

I didn't process what you said until like moments after.

SPEAKER_08 34:51

Yeah, yeah, so just let you know what a third time asking the wrong person.

SPEAKER_03 34:55

Anyway, um Rocket Man! Elton John. He was kinda gay. He you are a I am Elton John.

SPEAKER_08 35:05

I am Elton John.

SPEAKER_03 35:08

Coca-Cola fucks me out.

SPEAKER_08 35:10

I know you're gonna you're gonna have to stop drinking it because this is foul.

SPEAKER_03 35:13

You're gonna have to get me a water.

SPEAKER_08 35:14

I've been drinking this and I've not Yeah, but you don't bur. I do. I don't I do just not in front of people. I've got manners, that's the difference. I don't just chunjo and splutter away out in fucking public. Got a bit angry there.

SPEAKER_03 35:38

We don't film for two weeks. I invite you here to have a nice time and you just up.

SPEAKER_08 35:45

I brought you a can I go.

SPEAKER_03 35:47

Yeah, so you fuck it you fucking set me up. To be fair, yeah. It's me the pre-film that I got. You never learn from your mistakes.

SPEAKER_08 35:56

Okay, I'll not get you any more. That's okay.

SPEAKER_03 36:00

Gun shots, rat da ta-da. I thought you shit yourself. Um, just before we wrap up, um, do you know the whole chapel road thing with the little girl?

SPEAKER_08 36:15

Yeah, yeah, we spoke about this last time.

SPEAKER_03 36:17

Yeah, but apparently it was all bullshit, so I think we should apologise.

SPEAKER_08 36:21

Why is it bullshit? No, no, no, because she was still very rude to that man in France. I've got nothing to apologise for.

SPEAKER_03 36:25

Oh wait, yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 36:28

Cos. Little girls cry.

SPEAKER_03 36:32

Apparently it didn't happen. Like none of it happened.

SPEAKER_08 36:35

I don't really like children anything, so anything to do with them, don't bother me. But that were a lovely fan.

SPEAKER_03 36:41

Yeah. That was silly of her.

SPEAKER_08 36:43

And also Well, from what I've heard, I don't know. I don't know him personally, so I don't know. Apparently he couldn't speak English. Where his English weren't very good, and she would have shouting at him filming him. So he would have had no idea what was going on.

SPEAKER_03 36:55

Yeah. I did completely forget about that one.

SPEAKER_08 36:58

That little girl with rich parents and a rich uncle. Probably spoiled.

SPEAKER_03 37:02

I don't think that it didn't happen that though. And if it did, I'd still I'd be pissed off with you.

SPEAKER_08 37:09

I'm still baffled by her were it uh her Grammy outfit with her nubs. Her nub nub.

SPEAKER_03 37:15

I can't even think about it.

SPEAKER_08 37:16

I posted about that and someone actually put it was prosthetic. I'm like, fucking obviously, I do not actually think that dress was holding on by her nubs. Oh, was it prost I did? I thought it was No, it was I thought there were nipple Pierce ins. No, it were a fake nipple.

SPEAKER_03 37:31

Okay.

SPEAKER_08 37:32

On her real name. Because have you noticed these days the boob isn't offensive, but the nipple.

SPEAKER_03 37:37

Yeah, we've spoken about this before.

SPEAKER_08 37:38

Yeah, so she can't show nipple. That's too far. Tiddy's on short nipple. Ah.

SPEAKER_03 37:43

Ninny's on the glass, Ninny's on the glass.

SPEAKER_08 37:45

Strangled the bitch with the iPhone charger.

unknown 37:49

Boom, boom!

SPEAKER_01 37:50

I am the drummer base, father! I don't know why that Don't wear Gucci, don't wear Pader. When I have sex, I'd like to push it in.

SPEAKER_08 38:00

Imagine a panel. Seven I just called you out.

SPEAKER_03 38:08

Back in the day, that was my shit.

SPEAKER_08 38:32

Just silly, isn't it? Sorry. Carcella. Do you know what upset me upset me the most?

SPEAKER_03 38:40

What did upset you the most?

SPEAKER_08 38:41

Not bothered about Sabrina Carpenter, I don't like her.

SPEAKER_00 38:44

Ah I love Sabrina Carpenter.

SPEAKER_08 38:48

Not bothered. But love how she brought Madonna on. Wow, that song. What beautiful. There were not one. Whoop, whoop, get him. Kill it. No. There were not one. They were all stood there with the phones like.

unknown 39:01

No.

SPEAKER_03 39:02

Well, not to bring up Bay. But the same happened to Bay.

SPEAKER_08 39:07

American Crowds of Shame.

SPEAKER_03 39:09

Because he brought on Brian May from Queen. And they were all like the phones. The influencers.

SPEAKER_08 39:19

That's what they all are.

SPEAKER_03 39:21

And then some boys doing the frat boy tap.

SPEAKER_08 39:27

On the careful like nod. I couldn't be a flat boy. What is this? It's the fish, isn't it?

SPEAKER_03 39:37

What is that? I like this one.

SPEAKER_04 39:49

I like you know that's how I'm back.

SPEAKER_03 39:52

It's gone.

SPEAKER_08 39:55

I like to throw it back. I like I like this one. Oh, what did Tyler know?

SPEAKER_03 40:06

When?

SPEAKER_08 40:07

Uh granddad's birthday. Granddad's birthday. Yeah, that pissed me off 'cause if I heard that song, honestly, I'd be doing ten thousand back flips.

SPEAKER_03 40:20

I'd be like this.

SPEAKER_08 40:22

I actually think I'd cry.

SPEAKER_03 40:24

Would you? I nearly cried at the Barrio movie yesterday.

SPEAKER_08 40:30

The Barrio movie.

SPEAKER_03 40:35

Hmm. Interesting. Hey guys, editing now. Uh I did actually say Barrio. Sorry. Mario. Uh Mario. The Mario movie.

SPEAKER_08 40:48

I do actually want to go see that.

SPEAKER_03 40:50

Oh, it came out in 2023.

SPEAKER_08 40:52

Oh there's a new one that's just come out.

SPEAKER_03 40:55

Oh yeah, there is. I was no, I meant the first one. For some reason I started crying.

SPEAKER_08 41:01

That's terrible.

SPEAKER_03 41:02

Yeah. Nearly. It was just a tear.

SPEAKER_08 41:04

Yeah. Anyway, that was just what I wanted to try to put Coachella. Upset me.

SPEAKER_03 41:13

I was sorry, I was seeing if I could catch it coming up.

SPEAKER_08 41:16

Um yeah, upset me about Madonna. No one give her any respect.

SPEAKER_03 41:20

Mm-mm.

SPEAKER_08 41:21

And the song wasn't loved.

SPEAKER_03 41:23

Um I thought it would be a few. There's. You know there's the new Devil Earth's Prada film coming out.

SPEAKER_08 41:30

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_03 41:30

Have you heard the new Lady Gaga and Dorchy song? No.

SPEAKER_01 41:34

Love Dorchie. You were born for the runway. Monday to Sunday, I'm mid the dance, look into a runway.

SPEAKER_08 41:44

I will have to listen.

SPEAKER_03 41:46

You will. It's called Runway.

SPEAKER_08 41:48

Runway.

SPEAKER_03 41:49

By Lady Gaga and Dolce.

SPEAKER_08 41:51

I've never seen Devilwears Prayer. I know what it is, but I've never seen it.

SPEAKER_03 41:57

Get out. That is one of the best films you'll ever see in your life.

SPEAKER_08 42:02

Um No.

SPEAKER_03 42:04

Yeah?

SPEAKER_08 42:04

Mamma Mia.

SPEAKER_03 42:06

It's even better than Mamma Mia.

SPEAKER_08 42:07

Tilly Tubbies.

SPEAKER_03 42:09

I that is That is high up on my letterbox.

SPEAKER_08 42:16

I always put that on on my damn days.

SPEAKER_03 42:18

To cheer me up. Cheer me up. It's an easy watch.

SPEAKER_08 42:21

Yeah. Telletubbies, I've come to play. Time for Teletubby. Time for Teletubby.

SPEAKER_03 42:32

Whenever I think of Teletubbies now, I think of that scene on uh 3 365 days.

SPEAKER_08 42:41

That was not on that film. Telletubis was not on 365.

unknown 42:51

Why is it?

SPEAKER_03 42:52

28 days. 28 years later.

SPEAKER_08 42:55

Oh that zombie thing.

SPEAKER_03 42:56

Yeah. Because it starts off all these kids are in house watching Telly Tubbies and then they all get fucking massacred by zombies.

SPEAKER_08 43:04

Do you want Teletubby? Never show friendship. She knows the baby in the sun.

SPEAKER_03 43:08

He's Eve.

SPEAKER_08 43:08

I were convinced it were me.

SPEAKER_03 43:10

Oh, we were all convinced it were Eve.

SPEAKER_08 43:14

It's me. Anyway.

SPEAKER_03 43:17

I don't think it is.

SPEAKER_08 43:18

It is. It's me.

SPEAKER_03 43:20

Well you need to sue him because you didn't receive a cut.

SPEAKER_08 43:23

I don't know. My living nanny.

SPEAKER_03 43:27

Bye.

SPEAKER_08 43:29

Bye. Thank you all for watching and bye.