Wasted Potential

TikTok Live, Annihilation, And Tech Town

Sam Dodd & Natalie-rose Portman Season 1 Episode 12

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In this week's episode of Wasted Potential, Sammy and Natterz discuss how people make money on TikTok live. Sammy gives out a fabulous film recommendation. And they discuss England's new "Tech Town".

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Paw Pona, chicken boomer.

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Hi! Hi guys! Hi everyone!

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Welcome back.

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Welcome back to my channel.

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Speaking of channels, actually, uh this is just sparking.

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I've just created waste of potential with my wand. Just let you know.

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Now I'm just gonna spend 45 minutes thinking about how I'm gonna do this.

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Just do it again.

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Stop! Enough. Put your wand down. Um yeah, I think speaking of YouTube channels, I'm thinking about rebooting mine.

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Okay. Yeah, yeah.

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You reboot.

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What does that mean?

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Just starting posting again.

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Yeah, because you've not posting anything. And YouTube's doing quite well on it.

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No. I think waste of potential YouTubers more followers than my YouTube.

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Oh really?

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Yeah.

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Let me just put that on silent again. Sorry, I'm really unprepared.

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Um but yeah, I was thinking, because I literally just shit videos just for my YouTube. Like going through my men folder on TikTok. Just fun stuff like that.

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Yeah. Okay.

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Yeah, and Lucy's moving back to Barnsley soon.

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Why?

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Because she's done with uni.

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She's not staying?

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No. I love it here.

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You've never left here.

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I don't w I don't want to.

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You'll honestly You can't take me away from my home.

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Oscar.

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Honestly, I hated being here until I moved away. And now I don't I appreciate it a lot more, love the people a lot more. But get me out.

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I love it here. I'm bored. Although I can't wait to move to LA because do you know of all the money that I've got in my bank at the moment?

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You've just shouted, don't take me away from my home. And yet you're jetting off to fucking LA.

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And now I'm booking a one-way ticket.

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Honestly, speaking of one-way tickets, I am this close to moving. I am seeing one slow cooker on the side away from packing my bags and fucking off to Australia. I really am.

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I would never go to Australia.

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Why? Because don't say spiders because I'll punch her. Thanks.

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The big frogs.

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Yeah, yeah. But the spiders like the big ones are so rare, you know. They're just a lot more coming, like the back areas, which you don't know to.

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Because who likes back doors? I've been living in back door. I love my back door. You love your back door, your hole.

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Sorry, I've actually just like laughed at you.

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You weren't laughing with me, you're looking at me.

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The thought of your ass made me laugh. That's what actually I'm laughing at. So that's really mean we shouldn't do that to one another.

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Back to YouTube. Oh yeah, sorry. Because Lucy's moving back. And believe it or not, I still have a snack verse box in my fridge.

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I keep seeing it.

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Yeah. So Lucy says, we're gonna do that when she moves back. And it's not like they're not like going off sort of things, are they? Like sweets and crisps.

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Have you ever thought about streaming?

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Yeah.

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Hmm.

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Like gaming streaming. Yeah. Yeah.

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Streaming's like massive at the minute. I would love to do like a stream.

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When I'm gaming. Um I hate the way you just said that. I emphasise gay. Game. Oh, I thought we did. Yeah. Um Okay, I love it. When I'm gaming, I we I don't really talk like how I'm talking here. Like I'm I'm focused on the game. Like I'm going two men on me. Two guys on me, two guys on me. Resme, res me. Two. Two guys once I said two against one. Stop it. We should play Fortnite.

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I've played that about four times in my life, and I'm one and I'm actually won.

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I'm really fucking good at Fortnite.

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And it when I were on the school bus and no one believed that I could play, so they're bashing bashing one out. Bashing one out. Bashing a game out of Fortnite. I were playing it and everyone were like, damn, she's at she can actually play it now. It was one at lads' phone. One of the lads.

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Lads, lads, lads.

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I don't talk to him anymore. Do you know it fucking what? Bleep. Beep! Er that my friend shagged. Oh yeah. Yeah. We don't talk about anymore.

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We don't talk anymore.

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I actually saw him the other day doing a TikTok live. Do you know how people do like house pie on TikTok live?

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Oh yeah. Yeah. When they're doing the the the competition things.

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I reported it.

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I I'm glad you've said that because I love reporting people.

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Straightway. Sorry when I thought fuck it off.

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Reporting people.

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Getting done for foul language.

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Reporting people is my favourite thing to do on social media.

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If someone ever does that to me though, get ready.

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We will assassinate them. But I'd love I'd love to um do streaming, but I'd I would like to do TikTok live as well because people are talking cash money on TikTok live. Do you know what I don't get rose?

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What do you talk about?

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Literally nothing. Have you seen how people make money on TikTok live? When they go, thank you for the roses. I'm just gonna start doing that.

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The thought of doing that's actually just made me panic.

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No, but it's a cowboy shit, innit?

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And they like act like they're running like, come on, we can get there.

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Oh, there's all s there's all sorts.

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I'll not do that.

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No, but people get like just from talking shit. But alphabet. Are you serious? I'm just ordering a takeaway Galaxy. Paid for it. Paid for it for you there.

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Scrub Daddy, Scrub Daddy.

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I don't see the point of Scrub Daddies, just get a fucking sponge.

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They're really good. Are they? They're really good. Aren't they more expensive though? Yeah, yeah, but they're really good. The mouse for spoons, you know.

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You are lying. And corona bottles. I saw you weren't my granddad's surprise party.

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Fuck off, I didn't do it then. I didn't do it then. Don't ever I can't.

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What are you doing? Are you walking out on me? I can't.

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I just realised my socks have been like that the entire fucking time.

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I don't think they can see your feet.

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I can.

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Oh.

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I can't deal with this shit, you know.

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Are they inside out?

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No. Cause my mum not complain. Bought me the wrong fucking added ass socks. She bought me the very long ones.

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Okay.

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And I wear them like that like, you know?

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I no added ass water socks. Water socks, made socks. I don't get any designer stuff these days.

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Oh.

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I don't even know where these are from.

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Probably your dad's drawing, that's it.

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These are actually mine, thank you. I found them. I did.

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My mum texts me I'd have socks on it.

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My mum don't hate my socks.

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Yeah, because your mum's feet are like yay big and yours are like yours are this.

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Mine are like that big.

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Yours are like that.

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You ever see my bare fucking feet?

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I don't wanna. I've seen your toe, I've seen your big toe, and that's all I wanna say. When did you see my big toe? When you had like a massive hole in your sock. And you had your jelly feet on.

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Um when my feet are out in the open, um, they have you watched Avatar?

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You've not watched Avatar! Your gay man!

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Your gay man! Have you watched Avatar?

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Of course I have the blue people.

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Yeah, do you know how they have long skinny feet? Just think of that about white. And that is mine. You walk I had to shave my feet before going on holiday because Steph was so repulsed by them. Because they get hair, they get hairy. I have hairy feet. So I had to shave them. I had to shave my toes, I get loads of hair there. That's a good like choice. I get a little tuft there.

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That's a good choice from you.

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Yeah.

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Because I have my feet. And when I'm at home on my own, I don't really wear socks or any footwear, I just walk around barefoot.

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I know, and I was just about to say this. That's crazy to me.

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Why?

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Nobody in my household walks round bare toes.

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I do. That's wild.

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The only time I do not have socks on and I've only just started doing this is when I'm in bed. And I've only just started doing that because my friend your socks in the bath.

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Shit.

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Shit, I do. No. Shower.

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No, actually not.

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Uh the only two by the two places I've done shower, bath, bed.

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I wear socks in bed.

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I used to, and then my friend Grace. Hi Grace, told me that if you sleep in your socks and you don't let your feet breathe, that's how you get athlete's foot. Terrified me.

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I've never had athlete's foot and I've always not an athlete though. I'm massively alarm.

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That's not how you get athlete's foot, you're not an athlete, by the way.

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Uh no, I makes your feet sweating. My feet don't really sweat. You know what's weird actually? If I like if I put my slippers on and I've got bare feet, they get really sweaty. But if I put socks on and then put my slippers on, I'm fine. I'm fucking living.

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I wonder if it's the fur on your feet.

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But my slippers aren't really furry on the inside. And they're matte.

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And the matte.

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And they're matted.

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No.

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No.

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Dirty. No. No, no, no. They aren't mat.

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The mat's down there somewhere. Matt's slip. Matt lives over there. I'm not a slipper wearer though.

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I love slippers.

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I wore it uni because of No barefoot. Yeah. And also, especially like in first year or second year when they were like, I don't know, like pissing shit on the fucking floor.

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Yours?

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Maybe.

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Um could have been.

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Could have been.

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I forgot my lactose milk. My almond milk. Do you not drink lactose free milk?

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I don't ah, I did. In third year. It was actually third year of uni that I found out about it and I was like, oh my god.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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My mum's fucking like gallons and gallons.

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I've seen even for no joke, in Sam's fridge, there's like two shelves where you put your milk, your milch and your drinks. A full line in front of them is lacto-free milk.

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We have cartons. We have a shelf where it's just like a big thing of green milk, and then next to a big thing of blue milk. And then underneath just rows upon rows of water. Lacto-free milk. Because it lasts long.

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Oh yeah, it lasts ages. It lasts about six months.

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Yeah.

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And it is because it's it's not dairy.

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It's just that's a spider.

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Fire with floor.

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No, we're a spider.

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Sorry. So we miss it into Winter Spider.

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We'll just have a moment of silence for it.

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Do you know what I've realised? Sorry, moment of silence. Moment silence.

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Do what I've just realised.

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I've realised. Um I can't sit still. So I'll be watching like it's probably.

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I can tell because your uh blanket has ridden over the arm of your chair.

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Rides everywhere. Riding. Everything just wants to ride, mate. Yeah, I'll be watching back and my feet will just be like. And I'm just sat here like I'm chilling and my foot's just going fucking back. It's okay. Because I see Ferrari thinks it's still.

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I don't watch them.

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Let us know if you watch like my legs moving like that. Because I bet people now I've mentioned it, people will.

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But people mostly have like they're just concentrated on like my face. You know, because I'm like seductive. Yeah. Sexy. Etc. etc. So they don't keep an eye on your feet.

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My feet are cute.

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Mine are when they're sheathed.

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Do you know I'm size three?

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What?

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Size three.

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Seven, eight.

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How pathetic am I? Like these are size four that I'm in. I'll jump my toes there. My toe ends there.

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Yeah, but you got cute petite little feet. Oh, and I'm rhyming. I'm spitting mad bars.

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Mad bars! I love miles bars. I love miles bar ice creams. Is Mars bars the one with the nuts in it? No, that's Snickers Snickers.

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I fucking hate Snickers. I hate Snickers. Who the fuck made that?

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I don't really like nuts. I do. I've just been really immature to a point. I couldn't even get that out. I love nuts.

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Do you like walnuts? They kind of look like lungs, don't you think? You watched Annihilation? Well, wow, wow.

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That reminded me of Dory. Hold on, I can speak well.

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I was doing the themes tune to Annihilate. You give me a phone, you will have heard this song.

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Have you ever seen uh I think something very bad's about to happen?

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Um no.

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Very good. Very good. It's the director and producer of Haunting of Hill House. Very good.

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Did you watch uh Fall of the Heart of Russia? Yeah, very good. That was the best one ever.

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Very good.

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Um Where Am I in Life? Annihilation.

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Mm-hmm. Oh, I have heard of that.

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Yeah, so that's from Annihilation. Uh who the person that that back that sound is like at the background of. Guess who it is? Natalie Parkman.

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Damn.

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Um so it's about this This team of scientists go into Okay. So this meteor has hit this lighthouse and it starts like oozing weird like chemicals and stuff. And it makes like a border that's keep expanding. And everything in this border is being like all of its genes are being mixed up. And it's fucking mad. And these scientists go in to see what's going on. And there's like a a crocodile that's like an albino, and it's got like mutated. Yeah, but it's like m mutated with like I think it's a goose that has a dead goose today. Sorry, just remind me of it. Did you just take it home and cook it?

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No, I don't think I've ever had a goose.

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No way. Um but there's also like I'm trying to think of what's a really fun one. Oh, there's a like a deer that has been like mixed with the genes from like plants. And it's got like little and it's antlers, it's got little flowers coming off of it. And then there's a fucking bear that's been mixed with like I think it was a human. It killed a human, and then its voice was mixed with the human, so when it I need to show you again. I need to show you again because I'm gonna. It's a show I mean it's a movie.

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Damn.

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Horror films don't scare me, right? I've got to watch like Mickey Mouse after also that this bear scene scared the shit out of me. Because it's it's attacked I'll let me just give you context. It's attacked this girl, killed her, and it's like stunned her voice.

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That's quite good.

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So scary. I wanna say it's scary. It is. It is that play.

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That's me. Yeah. Yeah, they actually asked me originally to go on, but I was busy that day, so I emailed Natalie and just said I need a part man. So can you go ahead and she were like, yeah, sure, nothing girl? And I was like, yeah, she's not.

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She split some of the earnings from it with you, didn't she?

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No, I've got all of them.

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Oh, yeah, that's right. Yeah, yeah.

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Um I said that she won't. I said that I'll give her a high five and I'll sign like a piece of paper for her.

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Like a yearbook. Yeah.

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Yeah. I gave her like my uh home address. Yeah, and my college yearbook.

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Like I gave her that idea.

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I gave her my Snapchat, like she hits me up sometimes, but I'm just ignoring her at this point.

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Yeah.

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She started I'd just start a streak.

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Um I had to stop.

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I stop because it was getting a bit much, like I asked her to do one thing for me, now all of a sudden she thinks I'm best friends.

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I hate it when they do that.

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Yeah. This ends with fit though.

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Well, he messages me all the time, like Oh Jas, can you tell him to hit me up? I can when I'm done with him. Like, this is just like a blair thing.

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Yeah.

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This is just a blade thing.

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I didn't know that when they asked B Tech Natalie to go on Thor, I didn't know that's what it was for. So when they asked for her, I was like on 2.0, you're gonna have to go, I'm busy. Then found out that she was Chris Emsworth, honestly. She got a beat and of her life. She should have texted me and she didn't.

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That's why she died at the end.

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Yeah.

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Wait, no, she had cancer. She had cancer.

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I actually completely forgot that's how she died.

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Because the movie was so bad. Everything within that.

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Because I weren't in it.

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Well, did you see my TikTok that I posted? About um Doomsday.

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Oh yeah.

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When I got that email I was so pissed off.

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I know. I know. I would bet.

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I was so mad. Because like on honestly, that film's gonna be so shit now because I played such a huge uh huge role.

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And Marvel asked Sam to be in the new Marvel's Doomsday film that's coming out. And then emailed him. So he went, got a really important role. Uh and then they emailed him saying that they've cut him out.

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I was the reincarnation of Wanda.

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Yeah.

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So I don't know what they're gonna do.

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I say the movie industry at the minute is just I'm boycotting. Utter shreds. Utter shits and shades.

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Lucy said the other day. And it's not even funny, but it proper fucking tickled me. It's just Ashley said it. I don't know what she ran about, but she wrote about someone. And she went, he's all fat and shite, and it rate fucking tickled me.

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I was gonna start saying that.

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It's all fat no shite.

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I saw some yesterday. He's such a liar, he can't even lie straight. But that made me laugh. Is that what you're like? You can't even lie straight in bed. I'm like, where's the correspondence with that? What's the link like fat and shy? You can see the link. Liar lie straight in bed, pardon. Uh you've you've actually just revived most of what my dad's been doing. Uh

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Oh no.

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So my dad's turning at the big age of 50 in November.

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Is he?

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Mm-hmm.

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Okay. And he's becoming a little bit of a bitch. Oh fuck's sake. So we'd be watching TV. You can't even blame many paws on this one. She's a dick.

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Yeah.

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It's quite funny though. And to be fair, everything he said valid. We'll watch him beat the chest. And this woman were on it, and do you know those stupid fringes? Where like they're always in people's eyes and they're always like Yeah, yeah.

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I thought you were gonna do no, no, no, no, no.

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Imagine it. It was basically a f fringe, but just on one side. Okay, okay. So she were like Papa like took it away, touching the face all the time. And I think that quite annoys me dad anyway, doing that. People doing that. But anyway, she won some at like 75 grand. And oh good she's won, she can get a new haircut now.

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But he said he said that about her, didn't he?

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Oh yeah, he thinks her hair's a betrayal.

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But didn't he come home and go message? Never get who I've just seen. What the fuck is that haircut? What the fuck is that haircut?

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And then we're watching uh I believe something very bad's gonna happen. Or whatever it's called. And uh for some reason she put on red lipstick, she put red lipstick on my dad straight away where oh that's a bad colour for her. I don't know why she's put that on it, it looks terrible, really washes her out of bad colour. Alright, the makeup guru Steve. But yeah, he's just coming out with like shit.

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It's very funny.

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Because it would be like such out-of-pocket things, like as if you've just sat there and thought, I haven't come out with it. It's very funny.

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Oh, I love your dad.

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He's very funny, so funny. He said something else about breakup. I can't think what it is. They were the two that I probably remember because I thought, one, he's bold, why are you commenting on anyone's hair? Two you're not lipstick on its own.

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Not a beauty beauty influencer.

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You put on Nibbian lip balm, and that's it. The blue one with no shade or colour. It just made me laugh.

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Oh god bless him. He's hitting menopause. He's hit it.

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I hope not, because it's just gonna be me left then in that house.

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And Rosie Mella.

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They've lost their wounds.

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And your dad's losing his now, isn't it?

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Yeah. I can't stand on my own. I can't stand on my own.

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There's gonna be no womb for you.

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I've got my womb. I know, I've got it. Just a shit joke, oh yeah. Joe, you've been talking about how uh town's been like the new tick uh technology try.

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Yeah.

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I've been yeah, I've been seeing so many of the just eat driver things.

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Can you fucking kick 'em over?

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No. I weirdly feel sad for him.

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Quite maternal to us. Yeah. No.

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I think they're really cute. Bad idea, I don't like em. But I think they're really cute. Like, there's a video, and they'll sit there and go, help me.

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Help me, and I think I'd w I'd bar pass and go, what too.

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But such a stupid idea.

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Stupid idea.

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Because there's been two um up the road somewhere, and people have like picked him up and put him in front of a fence, so they can't go anywhere because they're stuck. And obviously they can't manoeuvre round because they don't know. And people have been bending like their antennas.

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Good.

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But that's got someone's food in. So I think they are a really bad idea. So you're like in our time, people are just gonna take piss.

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Yeah.

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But they're really Yeah. Yeah, like they're such a stupid they've got no such thing.

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Yeah. Do you know, um, there's do you know near Parkway?

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Hmm.

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There's like a little ginnel thing.

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Hmm.

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And like that goes into like a gate, like you can't get into it, but it's like where people piss on a night art. Um and now if you go onto it at night, it screams at you saying that you're on CCTV.

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Uh have you got any wise words? I have.

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Go on.

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I've already said it, but he just he just makes me laugh. He's that much of a liar. Can't even lie straight in bed.

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Oh, I thought you were gonna do one from bro.

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He actually He actually did post some on his Facebook Uh yesterday. And it didn't make me laugh, but in more of a way of you're so fucking delusional. Like he said to me along the lines of Th there's people thicker than ya. People thicker than ya, no common sense and lack of interest, getting more rich than you are, and you're just sat back letting it happen.

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What? What the fuck does that mean? Isn't he an electrician? He's not anymore. Oh, is he not? What does he do? Just fuck about. Just fucked about just talk shit. Just talk shit on Facebook.

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He fucks about shouting at my damn Facebook.

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And editing Ferraris.

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Yeah, and edited himself in Ferraris. Shouting at me on Facebook. Shouting at you? Yeah, yeah, because every time I've watched a video. Every time I watch him on Facebook, it's just pure abusing me, like he's called me. Call me nobody.

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Oh, I think it meant he was like that directly attacking you. Yes.

SPEAKER_03

Season week. So I'm doing nothing, and I'm just sat back letting losers get rich.

SPEAKER_02

I felt ugly. I felt worthless. I felt gay. Have you seen that? No. Is this man? And he's like talking about I don't know what he was like bullied or something. And it's like a full-on like thing. Like he's on a stage, there's thousands of people around him. He goes, I felt ugly, I felt worthless, I felt gay. And everyone goes, Oh, and he goes, No, no, but I you know. It's so funny. You know what I mean? Gay.

SPEAKER_03

It's like that what does he mean he felt gay?

SPEAKER_02

It's like that thingy of uh Kelly Osborne when she says uh that thing about who's gonna be cleaning your toilets. That is so bad. That is so bad, Kell. Or your Kelly wrote that. Sorry. I expect you'd have seen you'd have got that straight away actually.

SPEAKER_03

Not the gay one, but I would have sent that the second one.

SPEAKER_02

What?

SPEAKER_03

Oh no.

SPEAKER_02

Oh Amandaland.

SPEAKER_03

I haven't seen it all. The Egyptians believe the most important thing you could do in life is die.

SPEAKER_02

Well that's not Amandaland.

SPEAKER_03

Oh I've not seen Amandeland.

SPEAKER_02

That's Kunk on Earth.

SPEAKER_03

I've seen Kunk on Earth.

SPEAKER_02

Have you seen Motherland? You've got to now.

SPEAKER_03

Have you seen uh Last One Laughing?

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, we were on about it the other week. Oh She's on that. They're doing a uh celebrity apprentice. Max Belegde. Maddie Grace Jepsen.

SPEAKER_03

Oh. And Mel Baby.

SPEAKER_02

Do you know in that group? Max Belegde, that whole group.

SPEAKER_03

I only know Max Belegdi because his TikToks.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, GK Barry.

SPEAKER_03

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_02

That whole TikTok group. And there's that one that goes fucking Lulu.

SPEAKER_03

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Her, yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Oh okay. I don't know I don't know now.

SPEAKER_02

So her and Max Belegde are on it. I can't fucking wait.

SPEAKER_03

Uh I'm actually on it. Oh. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

She I'm on next season.

SPEAKER_03

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Bye. Bye. And don't forget. He sat there doing nothing.

SPEAKER_02

Don't forget that the grass is always green on the other side, but it could also be brown.

SPEAKER_03

Or there might not be any grass. Or it could be brown.

SPEAKER_02

Or it could be brown.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, that's so funny. Like, I miss her so much. Right, thank you for watching. I'm not sorry this time.

SPEAKER_02

No, you're not.

SPEAKER_03

Thank you for watching. If anyone wants to buy me uh a living.

SPEAKER_02

If anyone wants to buy me.

SPEAKER_03

If anyone wants to buy me some like the boutons or a bag, honestly, just let me know. I'm always up for it.

SPEAKER_02

I could do with just some money. Send us a tenner. I can't afford it. I can't afford this week's uh tanner. Bye.

unknown

Bye.

SPEAKER_02

Bye, guys.

SPEAKER_03

She's indecisive.

SPEAKER_02

She can decide.

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